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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gay"

Original Song Title:

"This Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gay"

Parody Written by:

paige!!!!!

The Lyrics

Guess what i'm gay didn't you recognize
The mascara on top my eyes
All my "friends" are sexy guys
I wear lots of pink and never see " the game"
Sports are so very lame
Women are all the same...

I'm gay I wax all my eyebrows off
I'm so flamboyant, I dream about Orlando Bloom
I'm gay I drink little martinis
I'm here, I'm queer
I like to kiss my boyfriends all night

I tried so hard to try and hold my lie
Kissin' females every night
No one understands my plight
But then one day out of the closet i came
Stopped pretendin that i felt the same
"Jared" is my boyfriend's name

I'm gay I wax all my eyebrows off
I'm so flamboyant, I dream about Orlando Bloom
I'm gay I drink little martinis
I'm here, I'm queer
I like to kiss my boyfriends all night

I've got such fashion taste
I'll kiss you in no haste
And admire your six-pack
My pressure on your hips
Sinking my fingertips
Onto every inch of you
Cause I know that's what you want me to do


I'm gay I wax all my eyebrows off
I'm so sensitive i cry whenever i watch " Forrest Gump"
I'm gay I drink little martinis
I'm here, I'm queer
I like to kiss my boyfriends all night

I'm gay I wax all my eyebrows off
I simply love, love love that color on you!
I'm gay I drink little martinis
I'm here, I'm queer
I like to kiss my boyfriends all night

I'm gay I wax all my eyebrows off
I've never checked out one of those Playboy magazines
I'm gay I drink little martinis
I'm here, I'm queer
I like to kiss my boyfriends all night...................................


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