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Song Parodies -> "Beloved (The Britney Spears Song)"

Original Song Title:

"She Will Be Loved"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Beloved (The Britney Spears Song)"

The Lyrics

Racy? Offensive? Aggressive? Tabloid-worthy? You're damned right!
Beauty queen of only eighteen
I left all you pop divas on the shelf
I was always there to sell platinum
I made you reject anybody else

My tour ran miles and miles
People thought I was a whore
I've been married to those one night guys
But somehow, I want more

I don't mind watching MTV
Especially when they're showing clips of me
I'm the girl with the enormous boobs
The only reason that I watch the tube
And I am beloved, I am beloved

My record's platinum, I'm still a whore
Still I think I'm so beautiful
I'm not a virgin now, that's for sure
It doesn't matter anymore

It's not always the two day drive through guys
That makes you guys listen to my songs
My pants are full and my tour bus is open
You can come anytime you want


I know what you're thinking
I'm a superstar
Riding around in a pimped up car
I know that records mean nothing at all
The tabloids I make outweigh them all

My record's platinum, I'm still a whore
Still I think I'm so beautiful


I am beloved
I am beloved
I am beloved
I am beloved

I wish I could maintain a guy
I wish I could maintain a guy

I don't mind reading magazines
Especially when there's articles on me

Try so hard to get a guy

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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 3   0
 4   6
 5   3

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Victor Cary - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing was a bit off, but I found it pretty funny.
mufasa - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree. The pacing is a bit off but it is funny and probably true considering all the bad moves Britney's made.
sdf - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
it was ok, not that good, i guess. soooooooooo what is up?
rat - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing was a bit off, since "beloved" actually has three syllables instead of two (IOW, it's pronounced "be-love-id", not like "be loved"). 4,5,5.

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