Song Parodies -> Beloved (The Britney Spears Song)
| Original Song Title: | "She Will Be Loved" |
| Original Performer: | Maroon 5 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beloved (The Britney Spears Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
Racy? Offensive? Aggressive? Tabloid-worthy? You're damned right!
Beauty queen of only eighteen
I left all you pop divas on the shelf
I was always there to sell platinum
I made you reject anybody else
My tour ran miles and miles
People thought I was a whore
I've been married to those one night guys
But somehow, I want more
CHORUS
I don't mind watching MTV
Especially when they're showing clips of me
I'm the girl with the enormous boobs
The only reason that I watch the tube
And I am beloved, I am beloved
My record's platinum, I'm still a whore
Still I think I'm so beautiful
I'm not a virgin now, that's for sure
It doesn't matter anymore
It's not always the two day drive through guys
That makes you guys listen to my songs
My pants are full and my tour bus is open
You can come anytime you want
CHORUS
I know what you're thinking
I'm a superstar
Riding around in a pimped up car
I know that records mean nothing at all
The tabloids I make outweigh them all
My record's platinum, I'm still a whore
Still I think I'm so beautiful
CHORUS
I am beloved
I am beloved
I am beloved
I am beloved
I wish I could maintain a guy
I wish I could maintain a guy
I don't mind reading magazines
Especially when there's articles on me
Try so hard to get a guy
I left all you pop divas on the shelf
I was always there to sell platinum
I made you reject anybody else
My tour ran miles and miles
People thought I was a whore
I've been married to those one night guys
But somehow, I want more
CHORUS
I don't mind watching MTV
Especially when they're showing clips of me
I'm the girl with the enormous boobs
The only reason that I watch the tube
And I am beloved, I am beloved
My record's platinum, I'm still a whore
Still I think I'm so beautiful
I'm not a virgin now, that's for sure
It doesn't matter anymore
It's not always the two day drive through guys
That makes you guys listen to my songs
My pants are full and my tour bus is open
You can come anytime you want
CHORUS
I know what you're thinking
I'm a superstar
Riding around in a pimped up car
I know that records mean nothing at all
The tabloids I make outweigh them all
My record's platinum, I'm still a whore
Still I think I'm so beautiful
CHORUS
I am beloved
I am beloved
I am beloved
I am beloved
I wish I could maintain a guy
I wish I could maintain a guy
I don't mind reading magazines
Especially when there's articles on me
Try so hard to get a guy
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The pacing was a bit off, but I found it pretty funny.
I agree. The pacing is a bit off but it is funny and probably true considering all the bad moves Britney's made.
it was ok, not that good, i guess. soooooooooo what is up?
Pacing was a bit off, since "beloved" actually has three syllables instead of two (IOW, it's pronounced "be-love-id", not like "be loved"). 4,5,5.
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