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Song Parodies -> "Your Number"

Original Song Title:

"Harder To Breathe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Your Number"

Parody Written by:

Kristofer

The Lyrics

I have a LOT of pain right now
How could you lead me on
Ya know that's unacceptable
I sat there waiting,
unnecessarily by the phone
I have a tendency of getting
quite emtional
Please watch your step, cause if I do
My feelings take their toll
My dreams are dyin'
Make me wonder why I'm even here
The perfect vision I was seein'
Is no longer clear
I want to stay
But I know very well
Ya want me gone
Not fit to fuckin' tread the ground
That you were walkin' on!

When it gets cold outside
And I got nobody to love
I'll understand whatcha said and it means,
There's no way we're gonna hook up
Like a little boy cries in the face
Of the one who shattered his dreams
Should not have asked for your number
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Should not have asked for your number
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe

The way I'm feelin' is messed up, I now stream tears of sad
My heart, it begged, should never listened to what it said
Clutchin' my pillow and wonder if I was a pest
Hopin' somebody someday won't do me like ya did!

When it gets cold outside
And I got nobody to love
I'll understand whatcha said and it means,
There's no way we're gonna hook up
Like a little boy cries in the face
Of the one who shattered his dreams
Should not have asked for your number
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Should not have asked for your number
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe

And yes it kills
And yes it burns
It so painful to learn
that it's me that you left in the cold

It doesn't thrill
But it stings
When I feel what you bring
And I wish that I had you to hold

When it gets cold outside
And I got nobody to love
I'll understand whatcha said and it means,
There's no way we're gonna hook up
Like a little boy cries in the face
Of the one who shattered his dreams
Should not have asked for your number
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Should not have asked for your number
Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
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Ethan Mawyer - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
feel better... hopefully writing this helped you get out some of your frustration. If you're interested there's a messageboard connected with this site and others called www.inthe00s.com . There are people who have dealt with are are currently dealing with similar issues (at least from what i can tell from your song) so you might want to check that out. As for the song itself, i don't think its paced well and i'm sure you know it isn't funny so i'm not going to vote.
person - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
um...the point of a parody is to be funny, not use someone elses song to let out stress and talk about ur problems cos u cant make a song up on your own, this is like what the original song would have been before they worked on it. god....
Another Person - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Person--you need to shut up.
third person - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah---I agree with Another Person---if you want to write a better song, then go ahead and try to outdo him---but personally I think this was really good---and no parodies don't ALWAYS have to be funny. So shut up PERSON, and get a life---let the man do what he has to do...if he is going through difficult stuff, LET HIM let out his stress! ok...god yourslf by the way

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