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Song Parodies -> "This Grub"

Original Song Title:

"This Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"This Grub"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Enjoy!
It's lunchtime, now I want some fries
Greasy and curly fries
Every store and every kind of food Id find
Bring it all home, then put it on my plate
Eat it al up and then

Ill probably want some more
This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more

Love to get my appetite satisfied
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again

This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more



I love to have chicken wings
And some buffalo wings
And make a burger and fries
And I will leave you tips
Wont eat fingertips
Just every bite of food
Cause I know that's what I just love to do, yeah

This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more


This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more


This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more
2004 Jack Wilson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 2
 1
 
 4   2
 1
 1
 
 5   4
 4
 5
 

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M-Dawg - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
that was sad get a life
Kimberly G. - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me pull a Paulia abdul...... I think you were off on your pace a little bit. i think that Amiright will forgive you for this. not your best week.
Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Two songs about food today, Jack . . . hungry? Good job!
kylie - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
well done preety good connors_chick@hotmail.com
The "Real" Simon Cowell - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe you should change your name to Moron 5. This was absolutely horrible, Jack. It's sickening how much the word "grub" is forced down our throats. I hope you're not limiting yourself to food songs, because you have dried up the reservoir. :(
Jack Wilson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks M Dawg, Kimberly G, Johnny, Kylie and "Simon"
Serafina - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was a bit off, and it didn't seem too funny to me. I give it a 4-3-4.
... - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I couldn't follow it too well either, until I saw that the line "i'll probably want some more" was attached to the chorus; that threw me off. I vote 4's.
T.J. Spindler (a.k.a. Ryan Seacrest) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
okay, Jack, i am gonna pull a Simon Cowell, a Paula Abdul, and a Randy Jackson..... Simon: That was totally pathetic, you need to go to the school of talent, jack! My god...these days...no good musicians..............Paula: What he means to say is, this isn't your best performance, and america will vote you out if you keep going with these food songs. The pacing was definatly off, but, you might have woken up to soon, or something that day, good job...america will forgive you...................Randy: Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo, my boy, that was good, but that woulda been even better if you had of listened to the song more! That wasn't funny, but it might not have been meant to be funny............................TJ: Well, america has voted, and they have givin you...........1 for pacing............Audiance: Awwwwwwww!......................TJ: For Being Funny, america has voted 3! Audiance: (Claps at an adagio pace) Man In Audiance: Good Job Jack!!!!!!............ TJ: and, for overall, america gave you....2! THANK YOU JACK FOR COMING, BUT THE FANS WANT TO BE ON THERE FEET NEXT TIME! Well, Until next time, i am T.J. Spindler, and this AMIRIGHT IDOL! (Fast rock music plays)
Diva - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Garsh, i just got of the pot and i read this, now i sure am hungry! woowee! i need 2 go again, yerp, okay, i give that 555 cuz i am a idiot, let me get back to my jerry bspringer, this lesbian is dating her mom, woowee, c ya!
Anny - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
aww don't listen to these spoilsports..I liked it...good job. At least you tried. maybe y'all should try writing a parody and see how far you go.
you dont need to know. - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
i have tried to write parodies before and it is hard.you did a good job keep trying. i go to greencove springs high school and i like a boy named trent davis a kid named kyle lives down my street
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I've seen Jack's parody writing develop into a consistently improving, high-quality body of creative work, and I am proud to say that I am one of his fans. You rock, Jack - - - rock on!

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