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Song Parodies -> "$19 Something"

Original Song Title:

"19 Something"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mark Wills

Parody Song Title:

"$19 Something"

Parody Written by:

Linus Pierce

The Lyrics

Got refills at least eight times
Had the dinner menu memorized
And I saw the stuff they put inside
Their special sauce

Waitress was rude when she took our order
Man I wish I had a tape recorder
So I could play the stuff she said
To her boss

I got the bill later on that night
And I almost died

It was $19.70 something
For a plate of chicken and dumplings
Two salads and two large cokes
Went home and I was broke

Lookin' back now I can see me
Oh, man did I feel queasy
I wouldn't eat there again for nothing
It was $19.70 something

I got a doggy bag and the next day
I put it in the microwave
Bush broke down and finally raised
The sales tax

We went back again the next weekend
Same waitress took our order again
I wanted to talk to her boss
But I didn't ask

They told me it was baked not fried
But I think they lied

It was $19.80 something
For the food that I threw up in
Two salads and one big meal
Didn't get the combo deal

Lookin' back now I can see me
Oh, man the food was greasy
Wouldn't eat there again for nothing
It was $19.80 something

Now I've got a headache
And hepatitis B
Sure is a possibility
Hope they washed .... their hands

It was $19.80 something
For the food that I threw up in
Two salads and two large drinks
That's a little steep I think

Lookin' back now I can see me
Oh, man did I feel queasy
Wouldn't eat there again for nothing
It was $19.80 something

$19.70 something
It was $19 something

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 17

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Jordan (Half of Mike Armstrong) - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Every time I eat at steak n' shake this is what comes to mind. Good work.
Ghetto John - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
bravo, i really like this one, gave you all 5's it was paced, it was funny, and yeah it was good.
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS...this takes the cake for obscure, so i am glad that someone else seemed to like it. Told a story and changed the chorus, that always wins points with me.
Red Ant - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Sounds a lot like eating at McDonalds. Funny work.
Adagio - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS. but reminds ME of a chicken joint that was gross.
Michael Pacholek - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio, you're not suppose to roll chicken chunks into your joints!
Adagio - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael? What are you insinuating?
Rick D - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Weird, but creative.
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Creative, but weird.
stuart mcarthur - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(N) just as well they didn't supersize you, Linus, although $19.70 or $19.80 is cheap in Australian dollars
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Those roadkill restaurants are expensive, too...nice work.
Gonfunko - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Still trying to figure this one out, but not too bad.
Rick C - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS but, an interesting read. 555
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sorry, Linus...DKTOS, but a damn fine parody nonetheless...

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