This small town is a crappy little place
I might as well live in outer space
Everyone in town makes fun of me
They say my hat is from another century

(Chorus)
I'm gonna steal some cash, run for my life
I am not a four eyes
I'll shoot my finger to the sky, and all across the land
I'm gonna hightail it in my car
My remarks went a little too far
Now they're chasing me across the yard
There goes my plan, There goes my plan

These fat women all look the same
None of them knows my name
And I know I haven't paid my dues
Maybe they'll be hit by a big monsoon

(repeat chorus)

Mr. Steven Rudy wants revenge
I'll have to wait for the divorce, but till then...

(repeat chorus)

there goes my plan