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Song Parodies -> "They Need a New Script"

Original Song Title:

"This is the New ****"

Original Performer:

Marilynn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"They Need a New Script"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is about how today's movies suck in comparison of the 90, 80, and 70's movies.
Every movie I have seen before,
They are stupid and they are a bore.
They are all all the same, I get sick hearing the names.

Spiderman and Matrix,
Urban Legends, all trilogies.
Scary Movie 3 and don't forget that Hellboy
Blah-blah-blah, Mean Girls really didn't bring in money
Download all these movies and never have to pay a buck.
Kill Bill: Volume 2,
Miracle, My Baby's Daddy
New York Minute's not making them money.
Scooby-Doo 2 , got your lovely money, gave us nothing,
All with stupid titles and this is what I think,

When will movies get the idea for a good script,
Stand up and admit to just never thinking,
They need a new script,
Real good with no ****.

Do we get it? No!
Do we want it? Yeah!
They need a good script,
Like The Whole Nine Yards.

Torque, Twisted, Passion of Christ
"Win a Date..." with what's his face,
You Got Served was just straight out stupid.
The Alamo doesn't look like it's got money,
Tired of stupid movies with nothing but a cool song.
Remakes are the craze these days,
Never straight, the way's to gay.
But you can't say gay cuz' they just don't like that name.

When will movies get the idea for a good script,
Stand up and admit to just never thinking,
They need a new script,
Real good with no ****.

Do we get it? No!
Do we want it? Yeah!
They need a good script,
Like The Whole Nine Yards.

With that you know who,
I saw the you-know-what
I slept you know where
The movie plot, you don't care
With that you know who,
I saw the you-know-what
I slept you know where
The movie plot, you don't care
With that you know who,
I saw the you-know-what
I slept you know where
The movie plot, you don't care
With that you know who,
I saw the you-know-what
I slept you know where
The movie plot, you don't care

Boys and Girls, 3 Strikes,
Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon
Digimon: The Movie didn't make much money
Blah-blah-blah every plot is the same: dumb, not funny
Same old stupid movies, and everyone is suckered.

When will movies get the idea for a good script,
Stand up and admit to just never thinking,
They need a new script,
Real good with no ****.

Do we get it? No!
Do we want it? Yeah!
They need a good script,
Like The Whole Nine Yards.

They cannot entertainyou
They cannot entertain you
They cannot entertain you
They cannot entertain you
They cannot entertain you
(blah, blah, blah, every movie stinks today)

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MrMacphisto - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good concept, and the original is about as bad as these movies....
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah...You got served did suck. But I can't agree with ya on Kill Bill. Funny parody though

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