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Song Parodies -> "I Need Your Toes"

Original Song Title:

"I Need To Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marc Anthony

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Your Toes"

Parody Written by:

Schizo

The Lyrics

In response to yet ANOTHER one of Johnny D's challenges, inspired by yet ANOTHER bizarre news story...
Oh girl, you do it to me every time:
Your special something drives me out my mind
Though most guys want you for your pretty face,
With me, you can be sure that's not the case... (oh...)

I don't need your sexy lips or sparkling eyes,
I don't need your perfect breasts or firm brown thighs,
I don't need your heart, and I don't need your soul
Girl, there's only one part that can make me whole

Girl... I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...

So tanned and cute and lined up in a row,
From the 'big mama' to the baby toe;
Girl, when I see you in your rubber thongs,
I know where that french pedicure belongs... (oh...)

After hours walking on a sandy beach,
My sweet, loving tongue bath will fulfill your needs;
Girl, I think about those piggies all the time
And I want to show my love -- is that a crime?

Girl... I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
(repeat twice)

...repeat twice to fade...

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Johnny D - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You have both risen to the challenge and stooped low enough to get your licks in!
John Barry - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Another Dutch-feet treat. 15 toes.
Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Saw the title and even though I don't know the song, I had to check it out. Frankly, the title reminded me of an X-Files episode in which the bad guy had a thing for first washing women's hair, then after killing them, cut off their fingers and freeze the fingers.
Ashkicksass - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! WONDERFUL job!

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