-> "I Need Your Toes"
Original Song Title:
"I Need To Know"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Need Your Toes"
Parody Written by:
Schizo
The Lyrics
Oh girl, you do it to me every time:
Your special something drives me out my mind
Though most guys want you for your pretty face,
With me, you can be sure that's not the case... (oh...)
I don't need your sexy lips or sparkling eyes,
I don't need your perfect breasts or firm brown thighs,
I don't need your heart, and I don't need your soul
Girl, there's only one part that can make me whole
Girl... I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
So tanned and cute and lined up in a row,
From the 'big mama' to the baby toe;
Girl, when I see you in your rubber thongs,
I know where that french pedicure belongs... (oh...)
After hours walking on a sandy beach,
My sweet, loving tongue bath will fulfill your needs;
Girl, I think about those piggies all the time
And I want to show my love -- is that a crime?
Girl... I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
I need your toes... I need your toes...
I can't help myself -- girl, I need your toes...
(repeat twice)
...repeat twice to fade...
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