Walk my dog
I don't want to get near that mutt tonight
Baby will you walk my dog.
Baby will you grab his leash
Tug on it hard if he starts to run
Baby will you walk my dog.
My dog.

It's 3am and he's barking again
I must have been sleeping
Though I felt him lick me just then.
Then I wondered how it would be
If he didn't have to pee.
If you were my friend,
You'd put a collar in your hand,
And take him for a walk.

Baby will you walk my dog
I can't stand his doggy breath tonight.
Baby will you walk my dog.
Baby will you grab his scoop.
And shovel up all of his poop.
Baby will you walk my dog.
DogDog

I held a Milkbone right next to his face, all the time, eat it.
Aw, yeah, doggy.
Good for teeth and bones,
Why don't you dine?
And I wonder what I would do,
If you didn't poo-poo.
I would put my heart in your paws
And we'd never go out.

Baby, will you walk my dog,
He's got a boil right near his butt,
Baby, will you walk my dog.
Baby, it is getting dark,
Go take him out in Central Park
Baby, will you walk my dog.
Dog

Every day and night won't you take him,
He won't bark and you just can't make him,
He's his own special dog.
DogDogwon't you walk with my dog.