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Song Parodies -> "I Wann Eat Dog Pooh"

Original Song Title:

"I Wann Be With You"

Original Performer:

Mandy Moore

Parody Song Title:

"I Wann Eat Dog Pooh"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I try but I can't seem to get myself
to crap unlike you
Your breath on my face ... your smelly breath I taste
The truth ... I taste the pooh
We know what I came here for
Cos I won't suck it any more.


I eat dog pooh
every single night
To be the one who's on the farm
To find it alright.

I wanna eat dog pooh
There's nothing more to say
There's nothing else I want more
than to enjoy this taste.

I wanna eat do pooh yeah ...

So I'll eat this right like
with a knife and fork to eat it more and more ,
And I'll savour each bite that I wanted so much to do before, do before ....
How beautiful it is .... just to drink dog p**s ...



Ohh doggy, I can't chew this food anymore,
Drives me crazy, when I try to,
So call i go insane, take my hand,
Can make my wish ... doggy your command ...

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Pacing: 1.8
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Total Votes: 5

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Wann You 2 EAt DOG POOP - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
sk12er boi - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
This has got to be the most insane thing ever written. Chucky, please delete this parrody and move it to What Freaks. Oh wait, isn't that gonna get "shut down"? Whatever, the content seems too gross in my opinion. I don't think any more parodies about bodily functions or any gross stuff should be allowed here; I find stuff like that very vile and sickening, and I bet others do too.
Joker - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with sk12er boi.
aoid - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Crap, crap, and did I mention crap?
ash - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
beech leave her alone shes a good singer. i almost cried when she sang "only hope" in the movie "a walk to remember" shes an amazing singer SO SHUT UP! If you cant sing better then her and i KNOW u cant. You should say anything.
Bree - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoever wrote that stupid version of that song, is acting really stupid. I\\\\\\'m sorry, but that\\\\\\'s just really rude and inconsiderate. Apparently you have NOTHING better to do with your time then make up silly lyrics that have no meaning. It really seems like your cold hearted.

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