I try but I can't seem to get myself
to crap unlike you
Your breath on my face ... your smelly breath I taste
The truth ... I taste the pooh
We know what I came here for
Cos I won't suck it any more.

Chorus:

I eat dog pooh
every single night
To be the one who's on the farm
To find it alright.

I wanna eat dog pooh
There's nothing more to say
There's nothing else I want more
than to enjoy this taste.


I wanna eat do pooh yeah ...


So I'll eat this right like
with a knife and fork to eat it more and more ,
And I'll savour each bite that I wanted so much to do before, do before ....
How beautiful it is .... just to drink dog p**s ...

Chorus

Bridge:

Ohh doggy, I can't chew this food anymore,
Drives me crazy, when I try to,
So call i go insane, take my hand,
Can make my wish ... doggy your command ...