I'll always remember
It was brown #4
It lasted forever
And caused an uproar
I took the box from the shelf
Gave the cashier my $7.12
I was changed

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The critics weren't very kind
And my career had all but died (all but died)
It was then that I realized
My blonde hair would be my demise
The moment I saw hair dye

The moment that I saw hair dye

It was almost the new year
And I started a fad
Jessi copied my color
Britney was scantily clad
Chrissy's still in rehab
Two blondes down and two more to go
Will they change?

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I wanted to color
I wanted to make it go away
I wanted to hide it
I wanted to make my blond hair turn brunette

I'll always remember
It was brown #4
The critics weren't very kind

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