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Song Parodies -> "We're Santa's Elves"

Original Song Title:

"All the Above"

Original Performer:

Maino

Parody Song Title:

"We're Santa's Elves"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Christmas time is right around the corner and everyone is preparing. And everyone knows the big guy, Mr. Santa Claus. But what about the unsung heroes of Christmas? The guys behind the scenes, behind the magic and glamour. The grunts as it were. They deserve some credit too. And they're here to tell you what's up.
Intro: Yo elves you ready? (Yeah!)
Then let’s lock and load (Yeah!)
Just jinglin’ (Yeah!)
‘Dolph turn me up! (Hey!)
I don’t think they know us!
Let’em know!

Chorus: We’re all Santa employed
It’s work that we enjoy
(Whoooooooooooooooah)
We gon’ make all the toys
For the nice girls and boys
(Whoooooooooooooooah)
We don’ packed up the sleigh with the presents
The reindeer are stuffing themselves (stuffing themselves)
We’re called pixies, or brownies
And that makes us rowdy
Because we are elves (Yeah!)
We’re Santa’s elves! We’re Santa’s elves!
We’re Santa’s el-el-elves!
We’re Santa’s elves! We’re Santa’s elves!
We’re Santa’s el-el-elves!
We’re Santa’s elves!

Verse 1: Listen
Tell me what do you see
When you lookin’ at me
See me four foot and nothing
But I’m granting you’re dreams
I reside at the North Pole
My dog’s an artic fox
I’m grindin’ all year long
Making just one X-box
Look how I craft all this stuff
Look how I do Christmas well
We get nothing but jokes
Now cuz my shoes got some bells
Waiting for that Christmas Eve
Watching that sleigh as it leaves
The old boss is all gone
Now it’s time to rave (Yay!)
How in the snow could we do it?
But please don’t attempt to try
We are skilled toy-makers
And we’re in short supply
It’s like magically built
Just like reindeer that fly
We were made for this reason
It just can’t be described
You’ll get the truth from me
Cuz us Elf-folk don’t lie
I’m a part of this Pole
‘Til the day that I die
I give coal to the Naughties
Mad cuz it’s filling their stockings
Take a swing, I’ll let you know
I know Elvish Karate!

Chorus: We’re all Santa employed
It’s work that we enjoy
(Whoooooooooooooooah)
We gon’ make all the toys
For the nice girls and boys
(Whoooooooooooooooah)
We don’ packed up the sleigh with the presents
The reindeer are stuffing themselves (stuffing themselves)
We’re called pixies, or brownies
And that makes us rowdy
Because we are elves (Yeah!)
We’re Santa’s elves! We’re Santa’s elves!
We’re Santa’s el-el-elves!
We’re Santa’s elves! We’re Santa’s elves!
We’re Santa’s el-el-elves!
We’re Santa’s elves!

Verse 2: It’s toys that we make
We’re not stupid rookies
Don’t kill tons of orcs
Or make bags of cookies
Gettin’ some bells on those Nikes
Makin’ the things that you like
Makin’ jingle bells ring loud
Makin’ tweaks to that new bike
Makin’ iPods in pure gold
Makin’ long socks for the old
Makin’ this one kid a Zune
Now that is much worse than coal
Thank you for making me presents
Thank you for taking the time
Are sentences I don’t hear
Just cuz this Pole ain’t mine
You’ve been snubbing us lately
We’re the miracle baby
We create the games
It’s all your present we’re making
We put that on the movies
Tryna hide all our duties
When it’s time to chill
I envision Jacuzzis
I envision bikinis
I envision some cherries
Each being feed to me
By the Sugarplum Fairies
All the holly we may deck
Mistletoe or a rain check
By our looks, people will say
That we’re extras from Star Trek

Verse 3: Now when I’m up in the shop (shop)
Or if I’m out on the block (block)
I have to hide because all the fame (not true!)
And you know the grind don’t stop
When down your chimney he drops
Cuz everybody knows his name (Santa)
Hey, still buildin’ (still buildin’)
Constructin’ (constructin’)
Just stay nice (just stay nice)
No corruption (no corruption)
All you ladies, and you children, and you dawgs
Take a sec, make a note to yourselves

Chorus: We’re Santa’s elves! We’re Santa’s elves!
We’re Santa’s el-el-elves!
We’re Santa’s elves! We’re Santa’s elves!
We’re Santa’s el-el-elves!
We’re Santa’s elves!
November 27, 2012. Please read and COMMENT! :) Thank you!

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Dave W. - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I never listened to the OS , but even still, I found it a fun read, very creative and brilliantly spun...Hat's off to you and the Elves too

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