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Song Parodies -> "Don McLean Appeared And Stole The Show"

Original Song Title:

"4 Minutes"

Original Performer:

Madonna & Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Don McLean Appeared And Stole The Show"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

[Don McLean] "I'm out of luck, but who I really hated was Madonna!"

Ha ha
Yeah
Ha ha
Give up, you suck

Hey
Uh
You suck
Madonna

Since you had stolen the song that's known as "American Pie"
Since you've really owned the line "this'll be the day that I die"
I'll tell FBI to send you right to jail, you're gonna think twice
They'd put you to an end
Girl I can call upon a someone who can do the job
You're too far once again (you're too far once again)

Well, I hate you
We were sick of you
They disliked you
You're still who I hated
I won't hear you
'cause you're too far
Shut up right now
Still you were who they hated

Hey Madonna!
Don McLean appeared and stole the show
You're lack of honor
You stole his song eight years ago
Hey Madonna!
Don McLean appeared and stole the show
You're a dishonor
He will sue ya Madonna, huh Madonna
So give it up, give it up
She stole your song, Don McLean

He's gonna shatter your heart
You suck, you suck, you suck

That's right, but you were, but you were
No "female Don McLean"
Madonna

He will go shatter your heart
You suck, you suck, you suck
Sometimes I think what you need to do is just retire
Ecch!
And I know I can tell you the policemen had to put
A stop to your world tour
Nooo way!
The road to hell will be putting you afire
Ecch!
You gotta die, since your music career's coming to an end are going to
Feel sorry and bored

Well, I hate you
We were sick of you
They disliked you
You're still who I hated
I won't hear you
'cause you're too far
Shut up right now
Still you were who they hated

Hey Madonna!
Don McLean appeared and stole the show
You're lack of honor
You stole his song eight years ago
Hey Madonna!
Don McLean appeared and stole the show
You're a dishonor
He will sue ya Madonna, huh Madonna
So give it up, give it up
She stole your song, Don McLean

He's gonna shatter your heart
You suck, you suck, you suck

That's right, but you were, but you were
No "female Don McLean"

[Don McLean]: "And I knew that I was out of [bleeping] luck, that woman stole my song! And my voice never sounded like a woman! All hail Don McLean!!"

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Agrimorfee - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This didn't always make sense (as is your habit), but this was quite funny...and PACING WAS 100% CORRECT!! What an achievement! One of your best ever.
Ann Hammond - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
funny
Flash Flood - November 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Uh-huh...not impressed.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I HAVE 2 ARTISTS LIKE I SAID IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW AND LATIN MUSIC IS LIKE THAT BIG BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE 2 ARTISTS HAD REALLY REALLY GREAT ALBUMS THE 1ST ALBUM SUL BALOR BECAME DOUBLE PLATINUM AND THE 2ND ALBUM SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT 2 INCREDIBLE ARTISTS I'M TALKING ABOUT JOSE FELICIANO AND SR CARLOS SANTANA

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