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Song Parodies -> "Me Against The Children"

Original Song Title:

"Me Against The Music"

Original Performer:

Madonna and Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Me Against The Children"

Parody Written by:

RSWSU

The Lyrics

Britney and Madonna work at the grand opening of a fast food restaurant in order to attract kids between the ages of 5 to 18. In this song, they sing about how kids don't care about what they eat and how bad fast food is. Come on, why do you think Britney and Madonna are so skinny?B is Brintey, M is Madonna
All the kiddies in the crowd
If you're hungry come on down!

[B:] It's me against the children
[M:] Uh uh
[B:] It's just me
[M:] And me
[B:] Yeah
[M:] C'mon
[M:] Hey Britney?
[B:] Are you ready?
[M:] Uh uh, are you?

[B&M:] They do not care
[B:] When they are hungry they'll eat anything
[B&M:] And then they stare
[B:] At their fat asses when they turn sixteen
[B&M:] When no one's there
[B:] They stuff their faces with all kinds of junk food
[B&M:] Tonight they're here
[B:] Smell the burgers grilling, they gotta buy one to
[B:] I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take this kid's order
[B:] It's like a competition, me against the kid
[B:] I wanna see them get fat, wanna see them get fat
[B:] If you are too lazy to cook, look no further come to this place
[B:] You are so hungry, you don't know
[B:] That the burgers are actually cat, are actually cat
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS]

[B&M:] All the kiddies by the door
[B:] Let me see your stomachs
[M:] Let me see them
[B&M:] I know that you all want more
[B:] Let me see you burst
[M:] I wanna see ya
[B&M:] All the kiddies round the world
[B:] Let me see your stomachs
[M:] Let me see them
[B&M:] Listen all you boys and girls
[B:] You will become fat
[M:] You will become fat
[B&M:] So how would you like a friendly competition
[B&M:] Let's take on the grill
[B&M:] It's you and me baby, we sell fast food
[B&M:] Making money is our thrill

[B&M:] Look at them eat
[B:] Their stomachs feel bad and they're all in pain
[B&M:] They love red meat
[B:] Their waists are growing at a rapid pace
[B&M:] Then their stomachs churn
[B:] They let out a loud one and it stinks the place
[B&M:] So hard to learn
[B:] All they think about is eating cake
[B:] I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take this kid's order
[B:] It's like a competition, me against the kid
[B:] I wanna see them get fat, wanna see them get fat
[B:] If you are too lazy to cook, look no further come to this place
[B:] You are so hungry, you don't know
[B:] That the burgers are actually cat, are actually cat
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS - as before]

[B&M:] Eat a burger, hard to lose some weight
[B&M:] Abuse your body and get fatter
[B&M:] People call you fatty, you're not a hotty
[M:] Hey Britney
[B&M:] We can be open all night long

[M:] Hey Britney, the children have no self control
[M:] Come over here I got somethin' to show ya
[M:] Playful kiddies, you will all be fat when you become old
[M:] If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got
[M:] All the kiddies in the crowd, you will all get fat
[M:] C'mon Britney lose control, watch the kids get fat

[B&M:] Kids by the door, they have no control
[B&M:] Ruin their bodies and let it fall
[B&M:] If you are so hungry, just grab money
[M:] Hey Britney
[B&M:] We can open all night long

[CHORUS - as before]

[M:] All the kiddies in the crowd, let me see your stomachs
[M:] C'mon Britney take their orders, make the children fat
[M:] All the kiddies round the world, we're open all night long
[M:] C'mon Britney lose control, watch the kids get fat

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mariah - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
i loved ur song it was ssssooooo funny!
Netdemon - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I really love this parody, it was well constructed. Good on ya!

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