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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Mare"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Prayer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Mare"

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The Lyrics

Mad'House's lead singer is getting really fed up of her horse riding teacher. Payback time.......
Life is a mystery,
Lots of questions to be told,
You always shout my name,
And it's getting old.

If you shout my name,
I'll whip this stupid mare,
I'll jump on my knees,
And hit you right bethere,
And if I shout "OWWWWWWW !"
I would be swearing now,
Because this stupid mare,
Just will not take me there!

I hear your voice,
It's like a foghorn blaring,
I have no choice,
It is your voice,
I feel like swearing,
As time flies by,
I hear myself start growling,
I look up at the sky,
I wonder why,
Please lord help me,


Solo with horses galloping

Like a child,
You nag 24/7,
You are out of control,
Just like a child,
Eating too much sugar.

I'm gonna scream,
You are getting on my nerves,
Don't come near me,
You better flee,
Cause this whip does sting!

Chorus x 2

Echo of ( Take me over there )


Oh, this stupid mare,
Will not go over there,
I have tried bribary,
It just does not like me,
I'm gonna scream,
I'll commit arsony,
Oh stupid mare,
Will you just take me over there?

Oh stupid mare! Just take me there!
Or I will scream loudly!
Oh stupid mare! Just take me there!
Or I will scream loudly!

Repeat and fade.

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