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Song Parodies -> "I Die"

Original Song Title:

"I Try"

Original Performer:

Macy Gray

Parody Song Title:

"I Die"

The Lyrics

From InsanE magazine, 2000. Co-written by Tredanse Saberhagen.
Gray's album on sale.
I thought that it might be good,
But it was not.
I believe that pain has new meaning.
Will she get off the air-waves?
Will she stop?

Blah blah blah blah blah...

I'm getting queasy just listening to her.
She's screaming- someone just kill me!

I try to take my life but she sings.
Try to end it now but she hollers.
Now I break her CD and think,
Twenty dollars? What a waste- she stinks!
I try to take my life but she sings.
Try to end it now but she hollers.
Now I break her CD and think,
Twenty dollars? What a waste- she stinks!

I paid cash for this CD?
Now it's my new beer coaster.
Got ripped off.
Macy Gray seemed all right when on the TV.
But she yells in all her songs.
All her songs, hey!

Blah blah blah blah blah...

Will she shut up if I throw things and boo?
Suicide sounds oh-so tempting!

I try to take my life but she sings.
Try to end it now but she hollers.
Now I break her CD and think,
Twenty dollars? What a waste- she stinks!
I try to take my life but she sings.
Try to end it now but she hollers.
Now I break her CD and think,
Twenty dollars? What a waste- she stinks!

Here is my confession,
I've learnt a painful lesson.
CDs aint worth much,
When dished out by a putz.
I'm so sick of 'I try',
So now I say goodbye...
Goodbye!

Turn that crap off, she's just screaming non-stop!
Please someone, hurry and kill me!

I try to take my life but she sings.
Try to end it now but she hollers.
Now I break her CD and think,
Twenty dollars? What a waste- she stinks!
I try to take my life but she sings.
Try to end it now but she hollers.
Now I break her CD and think,
Twenty dollars? What a waste- she stinks!

Blah BLAH BLAH!
BLAAH BLAAAAH BLAAH!!!
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