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Song Parodies -> "His Nutjob Fantasies"

Original Song Title:

"My Nutmeg Phantasy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Macy Gray

Parody Song Title:

"His Nutjob Fantasies"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

This is about conspiracy theorist Jeffrey Kuhner (a columnist for the Sun Myung Moon-owned Washington Times) who recently said on his radio show that Barack Obama secretly wants "the Jews to be wiped off the face of the Earth.” : http://mediamatters.org/blog/201006150037 Wow, this guy is even crazier than Alex Jones (who recently claimed that Bill Gates wants to sterilize a billion people: http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2010/07/07/conspiracists-accuse-bill-gates-of-seeking-mass-sterilization/ And almost as crazy as David Icke, he of the Hillary-Clinton-is-a-repitilian-shapeshifting-hybrid-alien fame. If you don't know the original song, you can see it in the movie Spider-Man (in which Macy performs a bit of it live before being attacked by the Green Goblin).
Nutty nutjob fantasies

Hey hey hey Jeffrey K.
And his nutty nutjob fantasies
Stay away, hey hey hey
Stay away, he's a nutty nutjob

Kuhner, that loon, writes for Sun Myung Moon, and says Obama hates the Jews.
On his show, the crazy rants abound
Picture him: he's a goon, barking like a baboon
Says Barack is Hitler, what a clown
Nutty nutjob fantasies (nutjob fantasies)
Stay away (stay away), hey hey hey (hey hey hey)
Jeffy's nutty nutjob fantasies (fantasies)
Not okay , to talk that way
Not okay, crazy nutty nutjob

Kuhner says Barack is calculating the Jews' exterminating
Is that why he picked Rahm, and David Axelrod, and Kagan for the Supreme Court?
And had a Seder in the White House?
Nutty nutjob fantasies (nutjob fantasies)
Stay away (not okay) not okay
Kuhner's nutty nutjob fantasies (fantasies)
Lying ways, hey hey hey now, not okay
Stay away, not okay, Kuhner: Nutty Nutjob

Is that why 70% of Jewish voters picked Barack?
Does Kuhner think they all WANT to die?
No, it's cause Jeffy's crazy, yes, Jeffy Kuhner's crazy, spewing nutjob fantasies

Nutty nutjob fantasies (nutjob fantasies)
Hey hey hey, not okay, stay away from Jeffy K
And his nutty nutjob fantasies (and his lies)
Hey hey hey, not okay, stay away from Jeffy K
He's insane, addled brain, he's a nutty nutjob
Nutty nutjob fantasies (crazy like that Alex Jones)
Hey hey hey, not okay, stay away from Jeffy K
And his nutty nutjob fantasies (and he wears a tinfoil hat)
He's insane, addled brain, yes he's nuts, but he's got guts
Stay away, hey hey hey, Kuhner's nutty nutjob fantasies (nutjob fantasies) (fantasies)
Not okay, lying ways, not okay
Kuhner's nutty nutjob fantasies
On the air, they lay it on, quite thick
Jeff Kuhner and Alex Jones and David Icke (You reptile, you reptile)

Squawk on (nutty nutjob fantasies), nutjobs
Not okay, hey hey hey
(And Hillary's a lizard)
David Icke; like Kuhner, he's quite thick

Not okay, hey hey hey, lying ways
Jeff's nutty nutjob fantasies (yes, his nutty nutjob fantasies)
Nutty nutjob fantasies (nutty nutjob fantasies)
Nutty nutjob fantasies (Alex Jones, all alone, head like bone)
Nutty nutjob fantasies (David Icke, he's quite thick)
Nutty nutjob fantasies (fantasies)
They're just claptrappin' (Kuhner's mad, really bad)
Fantasies; crazy guys; fantasies, yes, they're nutty nutjob crazy lies
Nutty nutjob fantasies, fantasies, fantasies, they're too far right

Fantasies, fantasies (they're so far right, they're far left, too)
Fantasies (Please shut up, nut, nut, nut, nut nut, nut) say what? Please please don't talk out your butts!
Fantasies (Please shut up, nut, nut, nut, nut nut, nut) say what? Please please don't talk out your butts!
They're crazy! Nuts! They're NUTS!

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Hu's On First - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Kuhner is still at it: now he wants Arizona to secede. http://mediamatters.org/blog/201007300001

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