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Song Parodies -> "EAT"

Original Song Title:

"SEX"

Original Performer:

Lyfe Jennings

Parody Song Title:

"EAT"

Parody Written by:

Uwannakno

The Lyrics

I am not tryin to be funny with this song. It has a message like SEX.
Ay yo food
See most chicks take you for granted right now
But I aint gonna do that ya heard
I'm bouta give them the game right
I'mma give it to them because I wouldn't want nobody
To give my lil girl game so that she won't E A

Life's a trip
Heard you only 20 pounds and aint got no hips
Heard the only fat u got went straight to your lips
But that don't make you cute, no that don't make you hip
(Welcome to the real world)
It aint the same
Seems like if you skinny then that's your only fame
Everybody's talking bout how much dat girl has gained
Can't quite pick up dat fork cuz u feelin strange
Like you eatin chi-ter-lins

Girls yall need to E A T
Don't mind what they think
Cuz wat u see on T.V. that is something you don't wanna be
Just E A T
And take a deep breath
And think before you throw it up

The buffet is packed
Baby back ribs, corn and greens, cheese and mac
Momma's telling her don't be scared just take a bite
But see thinks the weight on her is not wrong but just right
(Mom I told you before I'm not hungry, okay!)
Life is rough
You say that you're not hungry so you can go throw up
Media says the more you do it, only makes you tough
Momma says that Paris girl is only on dat stuff
Which one will ya trust?

Girls yall need to E A T
Don't mind what they think
Cuz wat u see on T.V. that is something you don't wanna be
Just E A T
And take a deep breath
And think before you throw it up

See they'll tell you all kinds things like you're to big for your pants
Babies it's a fact that once you are, you go find another pair (go find another pair)
Hold on
To your intestines
Use your common sense they're worth eating for (their worth eating for)
Be strong
Honey don't go stick, blessing come with gaining
Til you eat again I'll be praying for you

Girls yall need to E A T
Don't mind what they think
Cuz wat u see on T.V. that is something you don't wanna be
Just E A T
And take a deep breath
And think before you throw it up

Girls yall need to E A T
Don't mind what they think
Cuz wat u see on T.V. that is something you don't wanna be
Just E A T
And take a deep breath
And think before you throw it up


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Food Lover - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody! I love food too! It's a shame that some people don't. A lot of girls get the message that being extremely thin is a good thing, but it's not, and a lot of thin girls think they're too fat. Continue writing great parodies!

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