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Song Parodies -> "Sucks When Celine Sings"

Original Song Title:

"Dance With My Father"

Original Performer:

Luther Vandross

Parody Song Title:

"Sucks When Celine Sings"

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The Lyrics

I'm back after a well deserved rest and refreshed with new ideas (had one for Janet but it's too late now). I will be the first to parody this years grammys. Enjoy
Back when she sang that song, before it was played again
She has a good voice but she's very annoying to hear her and then
Sing really loud 'till i barfed
Singing "My Heart Will Go On" made me think
I don't sing that bad i know
If I was that the grammy night, I would have stopped her from singing
She never get to see the light of day
I'm so sad sad sad
That it sucks when celine sings
When I find out she was canadian
I couldn't wait, For her Weird Al parody
He'd make me laugh saying she can't sing
Then say he'd apoligize for making her sad
Later that day I would hear her say
Do I really sound that weak
Oh yes Celine you really do suck lots of balls
If i could perevent, her rendition, of my sad sad song
I'd put a stop to her awful bad song
'Cause It's sad sad sad
That it sucks when celine sings
Sometimes I'd listen on the radio
And I'd hear how she couldn't keep tune
I pray she will get herpes
I pray she will get herpes
I know I'm praying for something unluck
But could you send her to the pits of hell
I know you don't do it usually
But dear lord she's awful
It really sucks when celine sings
Every time I hear her sing i'd wish i was dead

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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Joelle - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Celine Dion, but everyone has their own opinion, and I respect that.
Scott - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Respect everyone's opinion, OK, but what a load of crap! Celine Dion might not be to everyone's taste, but there's no denying she' a singer who can hold a tune. Her Grammy performance without a freaking monitor is all the evidence you need.
Brent - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I am so sick and tired of Celine Dion being criticized. It's not her fault "My Heart Will Go On" was played to much on the radio. I think that's why people don't like her, but they just need to get over it. She has the voice of an angel and she deserves loads more respect as one of the world's greatest entertainers.

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