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Song Parodies -> "Take Him Out"

Original Song Title:

"Take You Out"

Original Performer:

Luther Vandross

Parody Song Title:

"Take Him Out"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yeah, yeah
Here it is

this girl caught me by surprise one day
Cause she's never have seen such a cute face
With such a warm and beautiful smile
It was hard for her to notice my style
I was fascinated, surely
she almost made me crap my pants ohh wee
She didn't want to get away
Not until she heard me say

1 - Excuse me miss thang
What's your fine looking best friends name
where is he from
And possibly, can he take me out tonight

To a movie, to the park
I'll have him home before it's dark
So let me know, can he take me out tonight

Don't care if I get slapped
At least then I won't clapped
clapped in the face since I wasn't intrested in you anyway.
At least I'll walk away knowing
I tried my best and I'm going
I'm going on with my day
Cause at least she heard me say

Repeat 1 (2x)

That's why I told you the truth
And tell you I like men
Cause you're never gonna know
Where you'll find love, oh yeah
And hopefully I found it in your male friend, yeah

Repeat 1 till end

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