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Song Parodies -> "Scotty's Got A Hoe"

Original Song Title:

"Scotty Doesn't Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lustra

Parody Song Title:

"Scotty's Got A Hoe"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Arons

The Lyrics

Scotty's got a hoe, he has no idea
She does anything with two legs
She tells him she was blitzed but she doesn't drink
Still she does everyone, so Scotty's got a hoe

Oh, Scotty has a hoe
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty has a hoe
Scotty has a hoe
So don't tell Scotty!

His girl says that she was forced to
But she's paying cash and she thinks, "Fuck you!"

Because Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty's got a hoe
Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so lame-brained
While she's paying dough to be entertained
She's got them in the house
And she's wearing a new blouse
It's a massive shirt and he is stained

Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe

She puts up a show
Everyone will go
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe

The local mall
No call! There's paying, no brawl
Her basement, with the dough
Life is so hard 'cause Scotty's got a hoe

She did it on his birthday...

Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe

Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty'll never know
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's gotta know
Gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe

Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty's got a hoe
Scotty hates his hoe

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spellcheck cop - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A "hoe" is what you use in your garden. The slang term for what you're referring to, is "ho".
James T. Kirk - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks.... Like.... Mr. Scott..... Has himself a.... Ho. Is... This..... Logical..... Mr. Spock? 2-2-2
Jeff (Nemmy) - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, spell, but I've heard it used both ways. I figured I'd use what I heard most.
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I was gonna say, Looks like Scotty's picking up the Captain's leftovers at the intersteller bordeller, but somebody beat me to the joke.

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