-> "Chunky Girl"
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Blast Masta Arson
F is for all the Fat Girls eatin my food!
(Do you want me to..) uh, eat what?
(Uhh, Fat Bastards, CG, Entertainment)
Yeah, this how she gon' eat this (uhh, uhh, ooh!)
[Blast Masta Arson]
Yo, girl you eat too much Cinnabuns
So sweet from the crumbs on ya cheek
Eat on the beach, check the size of chopped meat; call up the butcher
Chunky Girl eat a Ring-Ding sweet smusher
Sugar cane pusher, ate all the Gushers
Crunchy stuff - look up - She took her
Ran out of food (time to re-up!)
Ate all my soup (who gives a what!)
Hershey's stains, no teeth and 3 fangs
She munch thangs and pack change and drinks V8 and Tang
Swallow shrimp swallow-shrimp oh no she can't stop
Eatin chips off the floor back up and then drop
Effervescent.. eatin food is the time of her essence
Eatin 4 plates in less than three seconds
So fat whores keep eatin, they keep gobblin
Cheese as a weapon, food that she slept in
Chicken keep fryin, people keep dyin
Weigh 200 pounds in your butt, work out, keep tryin
Eatin and slobbin, She incogneg'
Can't eat spaghetti and meatballs then you in the wrong league
Watch her eat, watch her try to walk
Stop eatin mad food when you hear a doctor talk
Tastier dreams, eat a box of Krispy Kremes
You lookin mighty fat in them jeans
Nobody wants a, chunky girl, chunky girl
Chunky girl - who you?
You know she is a, chunky girl, chunky girl
Chunky girl - what's she eatin?
Ever since she was a, chunky girl, chunky girl
Chunky girl - chunky as can be!
Chunky girl, chunky girl
[Well$ Da Kid - overlaps Chorus]
Uhh.. uhh.. hot.. fire.. hot
(Step up and represent player) International baller baby
HEESHY! Fat girls in the Coupe goin
HEESHY! (Papi tell me if you goin' to Wendy's)
Easy; I'll eat chili dogs when you ain't sloppy
(Cut de blood claat talk and do what ya wan' to feed me)
She's eatin pork chops smothered in gravy, Well$ Da Kid be
havin young ladies losin weight when they 380
George Forman grill silencer, crushin all challengers
Fat people be claimin they thirsty but drinkin Folgers
Get it? Pork chops and Folgers, you big I'm small
More peanuts on your face than graffiti on the wall
Soft like a pastry, burnin up bags of marshmallows
Got 'em sayin (hello!) fat like tubs of Jello
She still no competition, still eat nigga listen
(I'm not supposed to eat this type of food I'm a Muslim)
Amen! It's like a scene out of Fat Boy magazine
No other cats wanna holla, you need some Listerine
[Knowledge - overlaps Chorus]
Aiyyo welcome home Knowledge!
Yo, this is in thought of those broads who eat all the goods
To the chicks who don't - ehhhh it's not all good
Some broads got an automatic problem for losin weight
You'll soon get it, just stay workin hard at it
Goodness gracious, good God almighty
You got too much badoonka donk, please don't hurt nobody!
Toes all painted, fat feet all out
It's a turn-off for the mall without a doubt
Juicy chunky stanky funky
Fried chicken, biscuit eatin Slim Fast'll cater to your fantasy
You got your tongue, love handles, nose and belly pierced (all that?)
Size 22 around yo' waist, eatin onion rings - girl do yo' thang!
I mean, in them jeans yo shape is not BEAUTIFUL!
And I'm not "For You, By You" like FUBU (bitch you know the name)
Whoo-wee Jesus JoJo K-Ci and Mary
Girl you don't know what you do to me (lord have mercy!)
Ain't no doubt about it, when she walk by
Rolls hang out, eyes don't pop out the socket (BING!)
Cats cringe and point like ill
Ummph, That thang is nasty from the front
We deflate them thangs like, full service
And, keep 'em drunk like Kathie Lee Curtis
You need a liposuction, and that'll rock my world
I done died and went to hell you are a chunky girl!
[Chorus] - repeat to the end
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