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Song Parodies -> "Girl Scout (My Cookies)"

Original Song Title:

"Roll Out (My Business)"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Scout (My Cookies)"

Parody Written by:

AmishJD

The Lyrics

i had to some research to learn about the good ol' scouts to do this song
[repeat 6x]

Girl Scout! Girl Scout! Girl Scout! Girl Scout!

[Chorus - "roll out!" in background]

I got boxes of thin mints, out back
Me and my ladies, so drop that
We sellin by the fifties, without lookin back
So many cookies, you can't stop that
Boxes of thin mints, out back
Me and my ladies, so drop that
We sellin by the fifties, without lookin back
So many cookies, you can't stop that

Now where'd you get that nutritious snack with them crumbs in it?
Where'd you get that matchin box with them cookies melted?
Who them girls you be with when you be sellin a few?
Damn I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Knockin on doors, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww!
Tell me who's your snack woman, how do you eat so good?
You's a superstar girl, why you still buying from the hood?
What in the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag?
A couple a hands a sample test, you did a phat ass job of just eyeing me, spyin me

[Chorus]

Hey, those cookies only come out once a year, where in the f**k do you get it?
That's three washingtion bucks gone, where in the f**k did you spend it?
You must have dough in the back, 'cause you got boxes to the ceiling
And the bigger the cap, the better I'm feelin
The more I'm movin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin them once again
Now who's that uniform-suited girl sellin five-dollar meals?
Gettin phone numbers when sellin my cookies to the navy seals
What in the world is in that room, what you got in that room?
A couple a bites, a couple a smiles, a couple of demands, a couple of boxes
Now it's time to snack

[Chorus]

Are you chocolate-made, chocolate-paid, or you just chocolate-covered?
Gas-station cookies better hide cuz we're hand delivered?
Is that your lunch, your dinner or just your main meal?
You take a pick, while I'm drinkin the milk, lickin lips to the end of the deal
Now tell me who's your cooker dealer and what kind you want in your mouth?
What about chocolate and mints, is that what you keep in your house?
What in the world is in that case, what you got in that case?
Put one in your face, you go in a daze, wait to take place at a regular pace
So taste, taste it

[(Chorus) 1/2x]

Selling out of cookies, of cookies
Shut the f**k up and taste them, ah
'Cause these neighbors all up in my sh!t and it's so ridiculous,
so ridiculous
Shut the f*** up and taste them, 'cause it's tasty, oh tasty
My cookies, my cookies
Shut the f**k up and taste them
'Cause these neighbors all up in my sh!t.......[fade]
Copyright Jrun1601@yahoo.com

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