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Song Parodies -> "Who Them Girls Like"

Original Song Title:

"What Them Girls Like"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Who Them Girls Like"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

It explains the many reasons why girls don't like me.
(Intro): Yeah
it's me
Big Rick
uh ohhhhhhhh

(Chorus): I'm not who them girls
I'm not, I'm who them girls like(repeat 2x)
I'm not who they feel
I do not have that skill
I wish they would like me
but I know they neva will (repeat entire chorus 2x)

(Verse 1): I can't get no girls
no matter how hard I try
I ask'em on a date
but I'm not their guy
wish I could nab myself a chick
and do it on the double
but with this certain skill
I'm havin some trouble
They don't like my bod
not afraid to admit
but all I can do is chase
and I know I'll never get it
plus they hate my stupid hair
overflowin with curls
and a hair do like this
ain't never get no girls
and they don't like my clothes
that's what I wearin' baby
majority of my clothes
from the shelves of Old Navy
oh, I've never had no girl
and I do not have the tricks
better get a little Enzyte
cause I have a real small d**k

(Chorus): I'm not who them girls
I'm not, I'm who them girls like(repeat 2x)
I'm not who they feel
I do not have that skill
I wish they would like me
but I know they neva will (repeat entire chorus 2x)

(Verse 2): Even in my family
I feel the animosity
from me mom, and me dad, and even my aunty
I'll wish till I drop
or become psychotic
"Will you please date me?"
"I got money if you want it."
and when they see my face
it just makes them laugh
glad they havin fun
on expense of my behalf
later on they will talk
and make fun of me
and do anything they can to make me less a man (wee!)
so I shed a tear
please get a tissue
gotta go to a doc
cause I got an issue
when it comes to swingin girls
it is not clear
how to woo some girls
and keep them near
can someone tell me
I'm an open book
won't love me for me
but who they want me to be
and for that, I would give you 1000 bucks
cause my face and my bod
ain't the only thing that sucks

(Chorus): I'm not who them girls
I'm not, I'm who them girls like(repeat 2x)
I'm not who they feel
I do not have that skill
I wish they would like me
but I know they neva will (repeat entire chorus 2x)

(Verse 3): They don't talk to me
don't know what I be missin
can't stand their mean
so f***'em, why they dissin
I'd be the perfect man
I'd be the perfect guy
but the women, they no likey
and I do not know why(repeat 2x)

(Chorus): I'm not who them girls
I'm not, I'm who them girls like(repeat 2x)
I'm not who they feel
I do not have that skill
I wish they would like me
but I know they neva will (repeat entire chorus 2x)

(Ending): Women Ilove y'all
why won't you give me some time?
please, do that
and if I didn't tell you how desperate I am
I'll tell you right damb now,
I'M DESPERATE!

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