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Song Parodies -> "Lawyers and Cops"

Original Song Title:

"# 1 Spot"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Lawyers and Cops"

Parody Written by:

Just Flipp

The Lyrics

too many celebs gettin away with rape charges just too many
I'm never goin to jail so don't try me
I stay on little girls like their panties
Drop The Charges finally
Oh Thats Grimy
Already made fun of by Chapelle please dont remind me
The names Kelly
Yea I'm suin Jay z
Go to hell your people never shoulda maced me
Teenage girl said she only fantisized me
Now the girls drowning in a river of my pee
She testified but hey the jury likes me
Maybe it's because I gave them copies of chocolate factory
(It's a bribe) it's a felony but no one should indite me
can't go to jail cause there's no after party
Samples of DNA but hey she bathed nightly
my whole problem is that she wasn't nineteen
Nobody fightin charges harder since Pee Wee
Disagree take the Just Flipp approach and Parody

Oh Don't slip up and get caught
these kids'll call the lawyers and cops
even let her get on top
but she still callin the lawyers and cops
15 but she plots
her mother called the lawyers and cops
Sentence is too long I'm gone rot
why'd this bitch call the lawyers and cops

Yes indeed lil kim is gettin locked up
Not good for kids like watchin futurerama
If I get caught I simply bribe their mama
In court I show up late I'm janet Jackson's Brotha
Brotha Brother my childhood was stold
Now I compensate by rapin 10 year olds
The trails hot Detectives are so cold
They brought in all the porn n alleged that I showed
A kid in my blanket a mask on my son's face
Just drop the charges please for my fan's sake
People know that the man rapes
Rape now and rape later til these children can't stand straight
The wine and pills got me feelin so randy
They won't touch it till I tell them it's my candy
Rub their shoulders and I make them holla
Then pay em a million gazillion babillion dollars

Oh Don't slip up and get caught
these kids'll call the lawyers and cops
even let him get on top
but he still callin the lawyers and cops
Pants off, drawers dropped
his mother called the lawyers and cops
Sentence is too long I'm gone rot
why'd this bitch call the lawyers and cops

Consintuality's a factor it's the master
Rapist not a singer tv star or actor
Girl wanted to get with me I say don't tell
Goin to Colorado stay out the hotel
Had to buy wifey I rock like ya man Hov
Still playin overtime it's ya man Kob
Ladies n Gentlemen Boys n Girls
Number 8's ready to rape the whole world


Oh Don't slip up and get caught
these chicks'll call the lawyers and cops
even let her get on top
but she still callin the lawyers and cops
she said keep goin n don't stop
but then shecalled the lawyers and cops
Sentence is too long I'm gone rot
why'd this bitch call the lawyers and cops


Kelly Kobe and M.J. my work here is done

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Leavemealone - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This was too funny U GET 5-5-5

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