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Song Parodies -> "Eat Up"

Original Song Title:

"Stand Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Eat Up"

Parody Written by:

Chris Gallego

The Lyrics

I like songs about food, as you may soon find out from parodies coming soon from me. So here is my song about food and I hope you like it.
Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm

When I move you move (in the line)
What I choose you choose (it'll work out fine)
What I lose you lose (won't be mine)
Heck yeah! I'm gonna make this buffet mine!
(Repeat switching roles)

Hey you ain't gonna cut
Get back in line
Move that butt
Back to spot nine
I'm F.A.T.
At all the restaurants I'm V.I.P.
I'm gonna get fatter than
Fat B*stard in Austin Powers 3
I ain't got nothin' to worry about
Artery cloggin'g's coming, without a doubt
In the buffet line, I get so reckless
I get some ribs, some burgers, some fries, and steak, yes
And I pull up to the line with a million trucks
'Cause on food I spend about a million bucks
Pass the bottles of ketchup and mustard
I wanna have a hot dog with a side of custard
Eatin' my butt off, my stomach's full
But since I'm thirsty, I'll have four cans of Red Bull
I'll maybe a few more chocolate covered ants
And finish off with some steaks from France


Hey waiters! Give me somethin'!
Give me some crab or an English muffin
I really don't care what no one thinks
Where the fudge is the waitress at with my drinks?
People inside, all scrawny and thin
I may eat all of them, finish off with some gin
My friends are screwed 'cause I already ate
I just finished off my 42nd dinner plate
Some food's lookin' right
Some's lookin' a mess
That's why I spilled my drinks
All over the waitress
Filet Mignon steaks all over my chest
And I got a really cool Twinkie filled vest
Come on, I'm gettin' fatter tonight
Stuffin' food in my mouth, whether outside it's dark or light
Don't be scurred, just eat with me
The more time you spend, the more comfy you'll be


Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm

Darn right the health inspector
Wants to shut the place down
Because my ass is here, there,
Up, down, left, right, and all around
I was two lobsters away from 500 lbs.
Now how the heck am I s'posed to sleep this down?
Move up! I've been in line too long
I've already had five plates of Jerk Chickon
I want some food! I'm fat, so let me be
So let me eat
With my rhythmic munching beats
Don't worry about me
I love to eat!


Eat up! mmmm
Eat up! mmmm (Gosh your fat)
Eat up! mmmm (And that's that)
Eat up! mmmm

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Surfer - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris Gallego from Hawaii is this you?

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