-> "Die Witch"
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Die witch! Burn at the stake!
Burn at the stake, witch! Burn at the stake! ( x4)
Nose wart.. A black hat.
Always see her with a...black cat.
Keep your kids safe. Guard ya home.
This town is where she likes to roam.
She's been flying and taking kids,
and all...the parents are taking bids
to see who apprehends this mean dame.
And whoever gets this "bad gurl"...they may seem fame.
Nine home intrusions...disturbing the folk.
She makes an illusion...appears in some smoke.
She'll fly high above the houses and clock-towers.
Don't make her angry or she'll use...HER POWERS!!
She turned my dad into a bull-frog.
And now my brother is a goat and my mom is a brown dog.
I'm terrified, watching as she hovers.
If you need me, I'll be under my covers.
Here she comes...flying by.
Oh my...see that witch move!
She's on her broomstick. She laughs her evil laugh.
See her silhouette in front of the moon.
Takes the kids and throws 'em in a pot.
She stirs the soup up with a big spoon.
Old and atrocious. A she-devil.
This witch is in need of death-soon, soon.
Hang her, burn her- warty.
Oh, just shaaduupp- wanna burn 'er butt?
What are you sayin'?
Goin' huntin' out in da open
isn't the best idea...better luck prayin'.
Give me a torch and get behind my back.
We'll take an angry mob into the mountains and find her shack.
We're gonna burn her home down with a torch.
But I'mma warn you right now, witch,
you better not get in front my pitch fork!
Too dark, but as you might tell
I am a night gal
In the dark, I can see great, like a night owl.
They're here to raze, now. Home's ablaze now.
I'm caught. These are now
the end of my days, now.
Stay up late, cuz I'm dying tonight.
Tie me up onto a wooden post.
I'm frying, alright.
And as I watch all the people
as the stare at me back.
I'm lookin' down at all the kids
and I wish for a snack.
Now my black gown has been drowned
in gas by two men.
Now isn't strong love a part of being human?
I start to chant, oh but I just can't
cast a spell.
I hear the village start shouting at me:
"Rot in Hell ! "
Flames are higher.
The fire...covered my body.
Well, before I was ugly. Now I'm a hottie !
So die, witch. Burn at the stake, hag!
Wait, that lady was in costume for halloween? Dag!
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