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Song Parodies -> "Roundhouse(My Freezer)"

Original Song Title:

"Rollout(My Business)"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Roundhouse(My Freezer)"

Parody Written by:

Blast Masta Arson

The Lyrics

Roundhouse!

[repeat 6x]
Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Roundhouse!

[Chorus - "roundhouse!" in background]
You got your box full of Twinkies, eat that
Need some Slim Fast, so drink that
Y'all eatin at Blimpie's?, so lose weight
All you can eat, at the buffet
You got your box full of Twinkies, eat that
You need some Slim Fast, so drink that
Y'all eatin at Subway?, lose weight
All you can eat, at the buffet

[Blast Masta Arson]
Now where'd you get that popcorn chicken with them biscuits in it?
Where'd you get them milk shakes with rice pudding in it?
Who dem girls you be with when you be grubbin on food?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin a CRUISE!
Tell me who's your waiter man, and how your food's so good?
You'se a hungry man boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is on that PLATE, what you got on that PLATE?
A couple a steaks, a couple of pies, some ham and cheese, from the local buffet

[Chorus]

[Blast Masta Arson]
Man, that chicken ain't finished
How in the fuck could you eat it?
That's eighty-thousand meals GONE!
How in the fuck did you eat it?
You must have eyes on your food, cause you got stacks to the ceiling
And the bigger the pie, the better the filling
The better I'm eatin, the more that I'm chillin
Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-course meals?
Gettin stretch marks when her body tap the six inch heels
What in the world is in that ROOM, what you got in that ROOM?
A couple a chickens, a couple of beans, A couple of pizzas, a couple of prunes, now it's time to choose

[Chorus]

[Blast Masta Arson]
Is that pan-fried, homemade, or you just losin weight?
People eatin up all the food, is that the Sizzler buffet ?
Is that your steak, your candied yams or just yo; chicken strips?
You take a pick, while I'm eatin potato chips
touchin lips to the top of the ice cream and then WHOOO!
Now tell me who's your delivery man and what you keep in yo' house?
What about fried chicken and pork chops, is that what you keep in yo' mouth?
What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't eat at KFC, wait to take place at a similar pace so shake, shake it

[Chorus]

[Blast Masta Arson]
Get it out my freezer, my freezer
Keep the duck outta my freezer, ah
Cause these niggaz all up in my food
and it's my freezer, my freezer
Keep the duck outta my freezer
cause it's mine, all mine
My freezer, my freezer
Keep the duck outta my freezer
Cause these niggaz all up in my food
and it's my freezer, my freezer
Keep the duck outta my freezer
cause it's mine, all mine

Ahh ahh, Wham-Ice, Blast Masta Arson
Grubbin' In Peace, whoo!

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