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Song Parodies -> "Kombo No 5"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo No 5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Kombo No 5"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

ummm would you like fries with that umm heres your order enjoy.juts take a look at my version of the song and enjoy
Maybes and detrimentalmen this is combo no 5

1,2,3,4,5 everybody in the car so cmon lets drive (thru)
to the McDonalds outlet round the corner,
the guys say they wnat some Burger King but I really don't wanna
Big Mac Like I had Last week
I must dig deep coz fast food aint cheap
I like subway, taco bell, KFC n dominos pizza and as I continue Its makin me hungrier
so what I really wanna do is go drive thru my lord
to me fast food is just like a sport
I like my chicken, to be finger licken,
ill try it so long as you fry it

A little bit of onion rings n fries
A little bit of can I get a large upsize
A little bit of desserts no thank you
A little bit of chicken nuggets too
A little bit of value meal to go
A little bit of pattles on the grill like so
gimme a whopper, zinger or big mac
A little bit of you will make me fat (but who cares)
combo no 5

Drive up and down
n drive around n round
drive through to the sound of "can I take your order now?"
Pay for the order once
but repeat the order twice
and if the food tastes good
then they're doin things right

A little bit of onion rings n fries
A little bit of can I get a large upsize
A little bit of desserts no thank you
A little bit of chicken nuggets too
A little bit of value meal to go
A little bit of pattles on the grill like so
gimme a whopper, zinger or big mac
A little bit of you will make me fat

the fries better dump it, dump it
combo no 5 yum yum yum

A little bit of onion rings n fries
A little bit of can I get a large upsize
A little bit of desserts no thank you
A little bit of chicken nuggets too
A little bit of value meal to go
A little bit of pattles on the grill like so
gimme a whopper, zinger or big mac
A little bit of you will make me fat

I do all I can to get their dirst when I go drive thru
the food tastes good
yeah real nice
ad thats why I always go back twice






note lou bega has not authorised this version it is only a bunch of harmless fun

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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Joe - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
You stole this idea from Weird Al.
ruth46 - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
No you're wrong Joe. In fact, Weird AL did not parody this song. Someone else did, I'm not sure who. If this author wanted to write a parody called Combo (or Kombo, never mind the spelling) #5, that's not a problem... just as long as it isn't plagiarized in its entirety.
ChuckyG - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes the title is the same as another popular parody, but the new lyrics certainly aren't the same (the other one is about Chinese food). Weird Al didn't do it though (maybe Bob Rivers?). Titles do tend to get repeated from time to time by authors, it's inevitable.
Mr. X - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
That's right. Who says a title can be used one time only? After all, look at all the "Rogiane" parodies of "Cocaine."
Kristian (Edwardo Sanchez) Davies - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
yea super parady specially coz it my name and i love all of those fast food (though im not actually fat) woo hoo keep up th egood work etc.......... yay!
27-77 - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
More than one parody of this song is floating around the net. I have not heard this one before, but there is also a Chinese version. The Chinese one is being atributed to al, not this one. But, Weird Al never parodied this song.
robbie - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
good job i gave it all 5s

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