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Song Parodies -> "A Team Called Arsenal FC"

Original Song Title:

"A Town Called Hypocrisy"

Original Performer:

Lostprophets

Parody Song Title:

"A Team Called Arsenal FC"

Parody Written by:

Willz

The Lyrics

Exactly what it says on the tin- a song about the Gunners.
Can you take a normal team
Last won the league in '91
Hire Wenger as the boss
French revolution has begun

Because we're on the up
And we've won the cup
Never giving up
I hate Ashley Cole
Winning loads of stuff
Dennis Bergkamp's Dutch
But is he enough?
Yeah he's the best in the world but

Thi-erry Henry
Faster than a bullet
Just a blur of red
He's the captain, see
Of a team called Arsenal FC

Thi-erry Henry
Faster than a bullet
Just a blur of red
He's the captain, see
Of a team called Arsenal FC

Can you please take Ashley Cole
And sell him for 5 million pound
'cause theres no pride, to be found
When Stamford Bridge's your ground
And no future here, no future
For him in this town

Because we're on the up
And we've won the cup
Never giving up
I hate Ashley Cole
Winning loads of stuff
Overmars is Dutch
But is he enough?
He's nowhere near as good as

Thi-erry Henry
Faster than a bullet
Just a blur of red
He's the captain, see
Of a team called Arsenal FC

Thi-erry Henry
Faster than a bullet
Just a blur of red
He's the captain, see
Of a team called Arsenal FC

Fab-re-gas
Lalalalalalala Fab-re-gas
Lalalalalalala Gil-ber-to
Lalalalalalala Jens- Leh-mann

(lalalalalalalala la la)
Because Vieira's tough
He kicks Roy Keane's butt
(lalalalalalalala la la)
Never giving up
But Campbell's gone
(lalalalalalalala la la)
But Toure's enough
Vieira from the spot
(lalalalalalalala la la)
Scores to win the cup
Sir Alex Ferguson is gay so...

Thi-erry Henry
Faster than a bullet
Just a blur of red
Holds the captaincy
At a team called Arsenal FC

Thi-erry Henry
Faster than a bullet
Just a blur of red
Arsenal FC
They're the best team I have ever seen
Come on The Arsenal

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