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Song Parodies -> "Coq au Vin to You"

Original Song Title:

"Hard Rock Hallelujah"

Original Performer:

Lordi

Parody Song Title:

"Coq au Vin to You"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

All I need is a small aubergine.
It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq au Vin to You!

It's weekend coming
and time to have some good
so I've decided to make the French food
Now I have done the shopping
I've cleaned the Roman pot -
It's the foodcalypse - now see what we got -

All we need is broiler
With bacon and wine
Striking in the mushrooms and oil -
Add thyme, onions, pepper
Herbs de Provence
Now let the pot slowly boil -

Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
The taste of France, it is now to come by
Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
In her own kitchen, hope the smoke won't go high...

I'm no true foodie
but something I've learned
it's practise, practise, which makes you superb
On the way of gourmeting
It's who dares, wins
You will see your wife has learned some new things

All we need is broiler
With bacon and wine
Striking in the mushrooms and oil -
Add thyme, onions, pepper
Herbs de Provence
Now let the pot slowly boil -

Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
The taste of France, it is now to come by
Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
In her own kitchen, hope the smoke won't go high...

Pot off the oven,
I got rice now parboiled
now made the salad, for you I have toiled
When you have tried it
now it's you to tell
if taste's from Heaven or straight from the Hell

It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq - Yeah!

Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
The taste of France, it is now to come by
Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
In her own kitchen, hope the smoke won't go high...

Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you
Your kitchen angel's making the Coq au Vin to you

It's Coq au Vin to You!
It's Coq au Vin to You!

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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DJ Blaze - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A little shaky on pacing, but still good. I'm not really a French food fan (triple F's LOL), but I love Lordi's rockin' power! 455

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