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Original Song Title:

"Walking in Memphis"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stalking My Dentist"

Parody Written by:

The Country Spoofer

The Lyrics

Stalking My Dentist

Put in my new dentures
But I started to faint.
Touched gum with a glob of Polident
And already I was feeling pain.
W.C. Fieldsy, what did you do to me?
Cause I got a mouth of Chicklets
That make me sore as a boy can be.

Stalking my dentist.
Stalking cuz my teeth can't bite for real.
Stalking my dentist.
Why did you make me feel the way I feel?

Sorta broke my pelvis
On Union Avenue.
Coughed sucking down a chili cheese dog--
And out my dentures flew!
Now insecurity it did seize me,
But I tried not to make a fuss.
There's a sick little thief
Who ran off with my teeth
When I got hit by that bus!

Stalking my dentist.
Stalking cuz my teeth can't bite for real.
Stalking my dentist.
Why did you make me feel the way I feel?

I've got apples on my table.
And I'm craving surf and turf.
But W.C. refuses to see me.
Cuz I'm no longer insured.
I've got a real bad dentist.

Now Muriel has an uncle:
Said he would gladly make a hit.
And she brought me down to see him.
Same quack-and his did not fit!
So we did a little murder.
The doc begged with all his might.
I asked, "Tell me now are you sorry?"
He said, "Mam, I am tonight!"

And we bumped off our dentist.
Knocked out his teeth so he'd get the gist.
No more stalking my dentist.
But how do I really feel about my proctologist?

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Marc Cohn - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I did the original.
Katie Hunt - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good (",) Although Marc's right, he DID do the original. This pardoy doesn't have anything to do with The Whole Nine Yards, does it? Xx Katie xX

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