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Song Parodies -> "I've Lost All My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Already There"

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Parody Song Title:

"I've Lost All My Hair"

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The Lyrics

A parody not about food...what do you know?
Through his hair he ran a comb
While standing in the bathroom
Just to make sure that his hair still looked just right
But when he brought it down
He was shocked at what it was that he found
Had he pulled off all his hair from his head?

Then a voice came from the hall
Said "Why you taking so long?"
He wept the first thing, that came to his mind

I've lost all my hair
Take a look around
You can see it in the drain
You can see it on the ground
It's not on my head
You know, where it should have been
Can you see the one that's still there?
No, cuz I've lost all my hair

He pulled out from the drawer
All the bottles of their Rogaine
He started pouring all the bottles on his scalp
"Wish I had back my hair
"Cuz it's bad enough when you're balding,
"But to loose your hair is worse then being killed"

So he gently rubs it in
Messages it with special picks
Dont order a toupee, cuz it'll turn out right


Now it might be, a thousand hairs away
But it's a lot better, than having a toupee

Title & Lyrics by: DJ-JohnnyRkaBoltonBros.Co 2001

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