There's a show that's weird
Chills run up and down my spine
If you watch it, you are wastin' time

It's called "Yo Gabba Gabba"
A kid's show like no one's never seen
and that DJ Lance makes me really mean
Don't try to tell me that this show is cool

[Chorus:]
It sucks
(It sucks and it's too weird)
It sucks
(It sucks it's that show I won't go near)
Those Monsters
(Those Monsters cannot sing)
No, (I think this show)
Yeah,(Is full of ugly things)

There are 4 monsters
Foofa loves flowers, Muno is red
Toodee loves to jump, Brobee has horns on his head
There's also Plex the Robot
Who is magic and teaches things
No more Dancey Dance, Those Monsters can't sing (They sing terribly!)
Don't try to tell me that this show is cool.

[Chorus:]
It sucks
(Those songs are really dumb!)
It sucks
(That show it really makes me so numb)
DJ Lance
(Pack up your toys and go)
leave (go off the air)
(Please turn off this dumb show!)

(Instrumental interlude)

Don't try to tell me that this show is cool

It sucks
(Don't want to see monsters dance)
It sucks
(Will I watch this show, why not a chance!)
I just don't
(want to learn from this show)
no
(So DJ Lance)
Pack up your toys and go!

I don't like Yo Gabba Gabba!