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Song Parodies -> "Bob Cross"

Original Song Title:

"Boondocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little Big Town

Parody Song Title:

"Bob Cross"

Parody Written by:

Nick joos

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to my creepy 9 fingered PE teacher. Enjoy.
Bob Cross (Boondocks)


Let’s play a game
It’s a free day today
Good morning kids, my name is Bob Cross
One thing I know
No matter how much you do
On the 45 LB bar you put locks
I can feel that
Bottled water running through my veins
I can smell that
All the guys surely did not bathe
But that’s OK with me
It smells familiar
I coach the games
Because I’m really lame
My tight are grey; they smell bad
I’m Bob Cross
One thing I know
No matter who you are
You have to take a class
With Bob Cross
I can hear the
Children running and their pounding feet
It drives me wild
All the time that the gym floor creeks
It calls to me
Like a big ball rolling
I coach the games
Because I’m really lame
My tight are grey; they smell bad
I’m Bob Cross
One thing I know
No matter who you are
You have to take a class
With Bob Cross
It’s where you learn about running
The kids are who I love
I only have four fingers now
My ring finger is just a nub
I don’t believe in recess
People laugh at my hand
You have to take my classes
This is PE, This is who I am
Give me a ball bat, four bases and a ball of foam
That’s home to me
Feels like home to me
I coach the games
Because I’m really lame
My tight are grey; they smell bad
I’m Bob Cross
One thing I know
No matter who you are
You have to take a class
With Bob Cross
Yes siree, I am Bob Cross
You get twine
I’ll get a pole
We’ll have a race before you know
A five man team
It’s time to fight
First place gets lunch early
(Round)

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