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Song Parodies -> "1 Rsty Guttr"

Original Song Title:

"1 Stp Klosr"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park featuring Jonathan Davis

Parody Song Title:

"1 Rsty Guttr"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. feautring XXX

The Lyrics

This a remix of my parody "One Rusty Gutter" with Linkin Park's remixhence the stupid song title
It's about to break...
It's about to break..
The metal's green
The metal's green
The metal's green

I cannot take this anymore.
Fixing everything that's broke and more.
Repairmen, they make no sense,
Because of my ignorance,
I want to know how much I'll pay,
Figure out the price today.

I see the gutter aren't so clear.
I wish I could make the leaves just disappear
Rusty spots and huge old dents,
Gutters are a big expense,
Repairmen won't go away,
They are coming back again
They are coming back again
They are coming back again
They are coming back again
They are coming back again


Just like before...

All repairmen say to me
...that gutter's gonna break!
How much am I going to pay?
...that gutter's gonna break!
All repairmen say to me
...that gutter's gonna break!
How much am I going to pay?
...That gutter's going to (BREAK)

[XXX]
I see the problems along the side,
Rust on the body, like clogged up pipes...
During this frightly job, I see a sight...
(it's about to break..)
It will corrode, it needs to be fixed.
Filling these cracks, I will never miss.
Raise up my salary, a reason to rip off you, friend.
How much you owe me,
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME
YOU OWE ME

S.T.G.: HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU? HOW MUCH?!
XXX: dude, you owe me.......
S.T.G.: How much....
XXX: dude, you owe me!
S.T.G.: How much....
XXX: dude, you owe me?
S.T.G.: HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU? HOW MUCH?!
XXX: dude you owe me?
S.T.G.: How much......
XXX: dude you owe me?
S.T.G.: How much......
XXX: dude you owe me?
S.T.G.: How much......do I gotta pay?


All repairmen say to me,
..that gutter's gonna break!
How much cash will I have to pay?
...That gutter's gonna break!
All repairmen say to me,
..that gutter's gonna break!
How much cash will I have to pay?
That gutter's gonna...

All repaimen say to me
Is that's one rusty gutter on your roof...it's about to break!
How much cash will I have to pay?
...For that one rusty gutter on my roof...and it's about to break!
All repaimen say to me
Is that's one rusty gutter on your roof...it's about to break!
How much cash will I have to pay?
...For that one rusty gutter on my roof...that gutter's gonna...

BREAK!!!!!!!!

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raul - December 02, 2002 - Report this comment
gay
lebeiw15 - December 02, 2002 - Report this comment
Great job, especially on pacing!!
AmishJD - December 03, 2002 - Report this comment
I think this parody is overrated.
little lady love - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
definately overrated! it's not that funny
Rikku - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
HEHE i'm laughing...cause my cat's tail is tickling me..THAT WAS GAY like what i just said
frustrated - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is SO funny! *rolling on floor, laughing her freakin ass off* I must say that I'm a LP fan and I'm in the LPU too (please, don't hate me) but this is an awesome creation, congratulations :D
graffitiXskies - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
learn grammar.
zoe - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
that sucked!!!
chazster - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good, man. I found that funny...I'm a LP fan and I must congratulate you. Especially on the "dude you owe me" "how much" etc part.

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