Song Parodies -> Charging (sung by Sean Connery)

Original Song Title:

"Crawling"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

  
Parody Song Title:

"Charging (sung by Sean Connery)"

Parody Written by:

Jeremiah McGlothin

Another crazy parody by a crazy person
Charge it to my card?
Can't believe that I steal?
Kilts is what I wear
Can't conceive what I feel

There's something inside me that has to have big panties
Can't believe
Can't conceive
This lack of sweetheart cake I think its Bascon Robbins
My money
I can't find
To take this I will sin
My kilt's blowing in the wind

[old woman]
Without a cent there's argument and I compliment
That sir Sean Connery steals from me

I've done this all today
And I'm not gay

Charge it to my card?
Can't believe that I steal?
Kilts is what I wear
Can't conceive what I feel

Emotion, sweetheart cake makes me like Wynona Ryder
Conceal it
I'll steal it
Again my will is losing and it's not the last time
My mommy, how I love her...
To take this I will sin
My kilt's blowing in the wind

[old woman]
Without a cent there's argument and I compliment
That sir Sean Connery steals from me

I've done this all today
And I'm not gay

Charge it to my card?
Can't believe that I steal?
Kilts is what I wear
Can't conceive what I feel (2xs)

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Sean Connery - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Wheresh my shtupid akshent?
Wirecutter - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow... what the heck is it about?

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