(Verse 1)
No one know what it’s like,
To be the fat man,
To be the large man,
Behind huge thighs
And no one knows what it’s like,
To be oppressed,
To be fated,
To eating only pies!

(Chorus)
But my dreams are of being skinny,
But my conscience won’t let me,
I have hours, only eating
My love is for food,
It’s gluttony

(Verse 2)
No one knows what it’s like,
To feel this hunger,
Like I do and I blame food!
No one bites back as hard,
On a burger,
None of my veins and bones,
Can show through!

(Chorus)
But my dreams are of being skinny,
But my conscience won’t let me,
I have hours, only eating
My love is for food,
It’s gluttony

Discover, F.O.O.D, eat it!
Discover, F.O.O.D, eat it!
Discover, F.O.O.D, eat it!
Discover, F.O.O.D, eat it!

(Verse 3)
No one knows what its like,
To be mistreated, to be defeated,
Behind huge thighs!
No one knows that I weigh
five hundred pounds,
but don’t worry,
I’ll quit eating fries!

(Chorus)
But my dreams are of being skinny,
But my conscience won’t let me,
I have hours, only eating
My love is for food,
It’s gluttony

No one know what it’s like,
To be the fat man,
To be the large man,
Behind huge thighs!

Ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah…ah

All the cakes,
Oh they’re tasty,
I’ll stay slim if you go away,
Burgers, falling from the sky,
Pizzas, passing me by,
And the crisps,
What a risk,
Reminisce,
Ice Cream,
Next Door, eating takeaways,
All the additives, but I can’t have them.

I wish, I wish,
I wish, it was,
All that easy.
I wish, I wish,
I wish, that I
Was lovely and slim!