Song Parodies -> Behind the Fat

Original Song Title:

"Behind Blue Eyes"

Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

  
Parody Song Title:

"Behind the Fat"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Travers

(Verse 1)
No one knows what it's like to be the fat man,
To be the greedy man,
behind the fat.
And no one knows what it's like to be oppressed,
to be fated,
to eating only pies

(Chorus)
But my dreams are of being skinny,
but my conscience won't let me.
I have hours, only eating.
My love is for food,
that won't go away.

(Verse 2)
No one knows what it's like to feel this hunger,
like I do,
and I blame food!
No one bites back as hard,
on a burger,
none of my vains and bones,
can show through!

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Discover, F.O.O.D, eat it (4x)

(Verse 3)
No one knows what it's like
to be obese, to be defeated,
behind the fat!
No one knows that I weigh
500 pounds,
But don't worry,
I'll quit eating pies!

(Chorus)

No one knows what it's like to be the fat man,
to be the greedy man,
behind the fat.

(Extended part)
Ahahahahahahah

All the cakes,
Oh they're tasty,
I'll stay slim if you go away,
Burgers, falling from the sky,
Pizzas, passing me by,
And the crisps,
What a risk,
Reminisce,
Ice Cream,
Next Door, eating takeaways,
All the additives, but I can't have them.

I wish, I wish,
I wish, it was,
All that easy.
I wish, I wish,
I wish, that I
Was lovely and slim!
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Camryn LF - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well though of parody, meets the pacing of the original and very funny!! HAHAHA!!!!
Jono - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
emmmm good one matt
Laurie Betts - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Matt Cosby, is that you? I'm trying to reach you. Connect with me on facebook. Or call my folks in Arizona.

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