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Song Parodies -> "The Bear ( 1 Letter Away From Pooh )"

Original Song Title:

"The Fear"

Original Performer:

Lily Allen

Parody Song Title:

"The Bear ( 1 Letter Away From Pooh )"

Parody Written by:

J Lucia-wright (jj)

The Lyrics

i like this one alot

The beer

I want to be blue and then hop like a bunny
draw a shoe on my elbow and then smear it with honey
stuff pieces of lego into large apple strudles
I heard Hitlers tache came free with a pot noodle

I’ll shave half my hair off I may chew a chopstick
then ill dip my nuts in your grandmothers wotsits
I’ll fall in a bush and I’ll shout at your brother
Then ill get a bitch slap for groping your mother

[Chorus]
I don’t know whats the drink and whats real anymore
I don’t want to eat orange peel anymore
Why am I naked riding on a deer
‘Cuz ive been drinking to much bloody beer

I Lie on the floor just outside new look
strip naked for photos then post them on facebook
my manhoods excited it looks like a gherkin
it sent women screaming from Dorothy perkins

And I am windy miller do I live in trupton
I want a kebab fancy something to munch on
I may say I love you but god you’re a monger
slouch forward and then I fall asleep in my doner

[Chorus]
I don’t know whats the drink and whats real anymore
I don’t want to eat orange peel anymore
Why am I naked riding on a deer
‘Cuz ive been drinking to much bloody beer

[Bridge]
Forgotton my keys and forgotton my wallet
ive trod in some piss dropped my phone down the toilet
Now my head it thumps im a pub crawl beginner
hang onto my pint while I bring up my dinner

[Chorus]
I don’t know whats the drink and whats real anymore
I don’t want to eat orange peel anymore
Why am I naked riding on a deer
‘Cuz ive been drinking to much bloody beer

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Cody Slusher - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
It was ok. I guess.

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