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Song Parodies -> "Antenna TV vs. Cozi TV"

Original Song Title:

"Knock 'Em Out"

Original Performer:

Lily Allen

Parody Song Title:

"Antenna TV vs. Cozi TV"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Since you've done MeTV vs. GetTV before, now try another comparison between the two digital subchannel networks.
Alright so this is a song about classic TV, it could be classic TV.
You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out of rarities,
They're like,
What ya saying,
"Yeah can I take your old times?"
And you're like, "no not in about one thousand years, you're timely
please leave me alone."

I can recognize the classics as well,
As well as all that the fight must start,
Clocks it up and he looks OK,
Caught him sawing different shows,
"Alright darling, you gonna buy us a retro TV then?"
"Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your modern TV..."

She's got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but her classics on TV,
"If you insist I'll have a white classic TV"
"Sorry love, but you ain't a modern set."

Can't be Antenna TV vs Cozi TV, can't be a classic guy,
Try desperately to think of the classic guy way to say,
Just get out my audience, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my programs,
Because I've seen it on TV.

Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm watching, having a classic TV set so no, yeah, yeah...

"I recognize this guy's way of classic..."
As Cozi TV focused on sitcoms and dramas,
She's like,
"Oh here we go.."
As Antenna TV could focus on shows that mostly have reran as well

"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what's your set?"
She looks in her TV, see It's About Time, tries to get away from the classic set on a mind, can't find nostalgia items,
"Here use mine"
"You see the thing is I just don't have nostalgic items."


Go away now, let me go,
Are you bad? Or just a little dying?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in one thousand years,

[Chorus x2]

Nah I've gotta get some classic TV ready,
I've got modern, err no I've got classics...
Which classic TV digital subchannel network won?

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Ken - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't you ever change topic?
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Now what about Decades?

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