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Song Parodies -> "Flubberwoman"

Original Song Title:

"Superwoman Part II ft. Fabolous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lil' Mo

Parody Song Title:

"Flubberwoman"

Parody Written by:

Marika (M-Dot)

The Lyrics

Lil' Mo Meat Feat. Obesity Man
Flubberwoman Part 2

{Obesity Man}
I guess i ain't got no reason to mingle 'round
i found a flubberwoman
that can jiggle more then any jello found
mami I'm tryna bring you down
without the grill on
can't make chicken and steak look brown
she put her lips on the twinkie
and pull it to work her tongue
and make me fart louder than a bull horn gun
her rolls are bigger than a locomotive
but only for the O-B-E-S-I-T-Y MAN

Chorus:
baby they can't play me
cause I'm hungry for the lunch meat
Though I am only human
but I'm also your flubberwoman

{lil' mo meat}
they dont make many girls like me, no, no
a fat girl like me to eat
anything i can and get more fat than you can see cuz
I'm not your average thick girl
cause they can't do it like this
I can eat tubs of ice cream
while holdin them in my pits.

repeat Chorus

I know that I told you once before
you aint gotta look up in the sky
cause I have eaten all the piegons in site
yes I'm sick of all these broads
they got stomaches without rolls
cause with me you will have rolls to hang on baby oooohhhhh

repeat Chorus

Everyday, everyday
I have to eat 25 meals a day
chicken and gritz they can't weigh
they can't weigh
they can't weigh more than me


{obesity man}
Uh, yo this flubberwoman has saved my day
helped me eat more then i could of ate today
now i wouldn't even change the way
cuz i understand why other chicks behave that way
they see the gravy F on you chest engraved in grey
only green i keep from you, is broccoli bites
the way that suit fits your hips so right
i be like S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SPAM!
its like I'm under your chins
if feelin you is a crime
they have to tell jenny craig she wins
you probably hear the details that I be in everything
from beers to ginger ale to my share of females
but you know I'll eat for you
and anytime you know I'm there for you
this pie I'll only share with you
this makes it a little more clear for you that.......

repeat chorus

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