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Song Parodies -> "Commander Ivanova"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Li'l Kim, Pink, Mya, and Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Commander Ivanova"

Parody Written by:

Eric Ramsey

The Lyrics

Where's all my starfuries
And the Whitestar Minbaris

Hey furies, star furies, far furies, Minbar furies

Met Ivanova down in Babylon 5
Struttin' in the C&C
She said "Hey Jo, wanna see the Zocalo" (Whoa)

G'Kar-ie, Kha'Ri, ya ya Minbar
G'Kar, G'Kar, ya ya here
Mollari, 'tauri, ya ya (ooh yeah)
Commander Ivanova

Das vidanya da nyet nyet da... nyet, da (ah, oh)
Nikita Khruschev Gorbechov (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

(Hey furies, star furies, far furies, Minbar furies)
He sat in her quarters with flowers he bought
(Hey furies, star furies, far furies, Minbar furies)
Acted like he found them on the floor
She thought it was that Marcus geek,
So she started to freak yeah

G'Kar-ie, Kha'Ri, ya ya Minbar
G'Kar, G'Kar, ya ya here
Mollari, 'tauri, ya ya (ooh yeah)
Commander Ivanova

Das vidanya da nyet nyet da... nyet, da (ah, oh)
Nikita Khruschev Gorbechov (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

She comes through with the fighters into hyperspace
Shoot 'em right in the face
Right out the Jumpgate
She's an independent woman some mistake her for Dax
But this ain't deep space nine, so they'd better relax
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry.
But she'll make you like the Narn and she'll bomb like Centauri
She hates Psi Corps and that Talia Winters whore
One bad ass chick from the Russian Consortium

Hey furies, star furies
Better get some Minbaries

She drinks coffee with her own special beans
Straight from Earth. And she got a whole year's salary worth.
You wanna G'kar, G'kar Kha'Ri
Mollari, lari 'tauri
Commander Ivanova
(One more time come on)

'vanova (ooh)
Oh Ivanova (ooh yeah)
'vanova (ooh, hey hey hey)
Hidin' from Psi Corps and Bester, too (hey)
She's a telepath who is latent (all right)
Blocked Lyta out 'cause her Momma made her doubt
The Psi Corps, (corps) Corps (corps) CORPS!!!

Now she's in mourning for Marcus Cole! (Marcus Cole)
Livin' on an Earthforce ship (oh pity)
But when she turns off to sleep memories creep
Shadow war (war) War (war) WAR!!!

G'Kar-ie, Kha'Ri, ya ya Minbar (yeah-ey)
G'Kar, G'Kar, ya ya here (here)
Mollari, 'tauri, ya ya (ooh yeah)
Commander Ivanova

Das vidanya da nyet nyet da... nyet, da (ah, oh)
Nikita Khruschev Gorbechov (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

Mollari (oh yeah ooh)
Kosh (Ivanova!)
G'Kar (hey hey uh uh uh uh uh uh uh)
Delenn (oh oh ooooh)
Sheridan baby (baby)
Babylon 5
Mr. Garibaldi here

Commander Ivanova! ooh yes, sir!

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