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Song Parodies -> "How Many Likes?"

Original Song Title:

"How Many Licks?"

Original Performer:

Lil Kim

Parody Song Title:

"How Many Likes?"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Oh, how fun this OS was to parody, but, as I've been contemplating the "Battle of the Status Likes" idea (and the song title from whence it came) for a little while, I decided to try and put it into words.
Read this!
So what you’re typing is, uh
(Facebook’s got me bored like what the hell)
You feelin’ like an imbecile, eh?
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Feel like postin’

I’ve been sittin’ at home like, recallin’ my day
Ah shit, my back’s hurtin’ from sittin’ all day
My best friend just posted that
She got a new job and her boyfriend proposed, uh
She messaged me to see if I could meet him
They’d buy me dinner and coffee at Starbucks
Now I feel like a third wheel
Because I don’t have a fiancé of my own
Her status acquired twenty likes (uh-huh)
Within the last fifteen (Uh-huh)
Minutes after posting it
I found out another friend had a baby
It was a girl, and she had named it Ellie
I noticed that her status acquired ten likes
Eleven now that I clicked my own “Like” button
Seems like no matter what I post
Somebody always posts something more int’resting

How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(About my bad day)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Tell me)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Like it)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(I had a bad day)

This verse goes out to my fellow bored friends
Beatin’ their heads on nearby surfaces
I listened to some of my new music on iTunes
Quoted some lyrics
They’re from a new song; can you guess what it is?
Song title and artist, perhaps album too
[Grunts]
Hint: it’s not a mainstream artist
[More grunts]
Alright buddy; stop, look, and listen
Type the lyrics on Google
You look confused, but I’m not tellin’ you
Less popular than Rebecca Black’s new single
And much better than Michael Buble’s latest cover
Indie? Pop? Rock? All my friends
Online on Facebook, they all wanna know

How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Read it through)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Those song lyrics)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Like it)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Quoted lyrics)

If you got big news to share, post it on Facebook
If you feel like shit, you can post that too
And if your boss calls you into her office the next morning
(Psh!) Don’t come cryin’ to me
Postin’ pictures, will they get lots-a likes?
It depends on how provocative they are
Sixty in a twenty, lovin’ on Mr. Fling
Broadcast your speeding ticket, ask more from that fling
12 A.M. I have nothing else to do
After three glasses I’ll be ready to post
Whatever random musings come into my head
That range from dumb jokes to random movie quotes
Designer clothes, I wish I could afford them
As well as trips to faraway countries
I’d be posting on my Facebook page left and right, hence
Many more statuses and pics for my friends to like

How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(I posted)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(I swear it’s cool)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Just like)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(It is awesome)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Please like)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(It is so int’resting)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Like it)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Please like it)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Please?)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Like it)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Please like it, thanks)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
(Thank you much!)
How many likes can I get on my most recent Facebook status?
Although this parody is Facebook-based, the "Battle of the Likes" concept can also be applied to the wonderful world of YouTube.

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