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Song Parodies -> "I'm Slow"

Original Song Title:

"Get Low"

Original Performer:

Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Slow"

Parody Written by:

Devilchao0

The Lyrics

I think there is already a version like this but I wrote thins long before I knew about it.Kthnxbai!
[Intro: random retarded noises]

[Chorus]
[screech]
3+9=9 gonna gonna trip on my shoes one mo time
I'm Slow, I'm Slow 6x
Starin' Out the window, Starin at the wall, (at the wall)
To the drool drip down and fall (fall)
To all these Retards crawl (crawl)
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?

Dad got drunk! so fat so mean, Evah Since I been eatin Beans, grass and meat
In my mind this school is fine
I done failed the test about 50-11 times
now I'm able to walk a straight Line
Sylvan learnin Centa said I need to calm down, Policce man beating me down
kicked out then my mom threaten me now

[Ying Yang:]
She getting drunk on the couch after work
That's when I eat belly button lint
I pop it in mah mouth like this
cause mom says It's not time to eat
Brother and my sister wit me and we all like to see sesame street
Now bring yo'self over here bro and let me see you poke mom when she passed out
Now fall down on the floor (on the floor) and if yo wanta job go to mcdonalds and crap

[Chorus]
3+9=9 gonna gonna trip on my shoes one mo time
I'm Slow, I'm Slow 6x
Starin' Out the window, Starin at the wall, (at the wall)
To the drool drip down and fall (fall)
To all these Retards crawl (crawl)
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?

Betcha can't get laid you tard you tard
Drop dat body to the floor you tard you tard
Betcha can't get laid you tard you tard
Drop dat body to the floor you tard you tard
mickeyd's hey! Drink ya milkshake
6 pounds of lard hey! lard hey!
mickeyd's hey! Drink ya milkshake
6 pounds of lard hey! lard hey!
Now fap fap fap it off
a fap fap fap it off
a fap fap fap it off
a fap fap fap it off
Now stop ( O) then spazz out ya
Now stop ( O) then spazz out ya
Now stop ( O) then spazz out ya
Now stop ( O) then spazz out spazz out

[Chorus]
3+9=9 gonna gonna trip on my shoes one mo time
I'm Slow, I'm Slow 6x
Starin' Out the window, Starin at the wall, (at the wall)
To the drool drip down and fall (fall)
To all these Retards crawl (crawl)
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?


Got Milk? (Milk?) ya ya'll drinkin a little bit o' it (A LIL' BIT!)
But ya got to suck alittle bit harder then dat (Harder than that)
milk it tastes so good tonite, Lemme see ya drink it all (what?) like this!
Bend over to the front touch ya toes touch yo head and then yo toes (yo toes!)
Bend over to the front touch ya toes touch yo head and then yo toes (yo toes!)
Bend over to the front touch ya toes touch yo head and then yo toes (yo toes!)
Bend over to the front touch ya toes touch yo head and then yo toes (yo toes!)

[Chorus]
3+9=9 gonna gonna trip on my shoes one mo time
I'm Slow, I'm Slow 6x
Starin' Out the window, Starin at the wall, (at the wall)
To the drool drip down and fall (fall)
To all these Retards crawl (crawl)
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?
To all Der der der der der der
all der der, der, a blerger?

[Outro: Random retarded noise]

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