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Song Parodies -> "Tow Truck'd"

Original Song Title:

"Get Low"

Original Performer:

Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz

Parody Song Title:

"Tow Truck'd"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Another parody I wrote up about tow trucking to Get Low by Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz feat. the Ying Yang Twins. This is a parody of the clean version, which is more well known than the dirty version.
Oh!
369,
825,
3, that's our number, call for guys,
To get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,

From the red curb,
To our lot!
We'll make you pay our fee,
'Fore your car goes free,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got to have one,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got, I got,

Look your car,
So fresh, so clean,
I'll take it off your hands if you don't pay the fee,
What's in your head,
When you parked on the red?
Or in the handicapped spot when your legs ain't dead?
We take anything, stickshifts? Fine,
We'll be right there, mister, calm down,
Fed'ral law says you can't park right there,
Even for a second, I don't care if it was a dare,

I come onto the scene with my big truck,
If you're in the mud, I'll get you out if you're stuck,
I'll pull apart your cash like this,
Charging double when you're stuck in a ditch,
Join our cars when you're takin up two spots,
Be careful, I own these parking lots,
So park your car over there, dogg,
And stay away from that swamp, dogg,
And keep your '64 off the streets, dogg,
Yo, you thinkin' about the highways? No,
If y'all just take a second to think before you park,
And that'll be keepin' me out of work,

Oh!
369,
825,
3, that's our number, call for guys,
To get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,

From the sidewalk,
To our lot!
We'll make you pay our fee,
'Fore your car goes free,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got to have one,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got, I got,

Lemme see you get towed!
(Park there, park there)
Everybody careful in snow!
(Park there, park there)
Everybody get in rows,
(Park there, park there)
How I make my dough,
(Park there, park there)

The crossing lane,
(Hey!)
Fire hydrant,
(Hey!)
Pedestrians to the left and the right,
(Hey!)
Compact spots,
(Hey!)
Parking lots,
(Hey!)
Y'all gettin towed away, aight?

Now,
Back, back, back it up,
(Hey!)
Latch, latch, latch it up,
(Hey!)
Sure, sure, it's on there tight,
(Hey!)
And drive off to the night,

Now stop,
Disobeyin' the law,
Stop,
Misparkin' your car,
Stop,
Makin' these parkin' flaws,
Stop,
Come on, move it grandpa,

Oh!
369,
825,
3, that's our number, call for guys,
To get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,

From the shoulder,
To our lot!
We'll make you pay our fee,
'Fore your car goes free,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got to have one,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got, I got,

You 'on't get your car back,
'Till next Tuesday afternoon,
After a move like that we can't give it too soon,
Stand there while cops ask the questions,
Hands up, fool, you ain't nothin' but confessions,
In the lane to the left, you ain't in England,
One trip like that and we'll be towin' your single and,
Lookin' at our lot like it's a poor place,
To take it out would be a disgrace!
Pop somethin, fool,
Pay somethin, fool,
Forget your car at Disneyland is never good, fool,
Down here traffic felonies won't stop,
Like on the street catchin' flies on the rooftop,
If I back up while your car is hitched,
Then, sorry sir, not a cent needs to be pitched,
Uh oh, we got a new shipment today,
It'll put us on the map like, hey!

Oh!
369,
825,
3, that's our number, call for guys,
To get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,

From the acc'dent
To our lot!
We'll make you pay our fee,
'Fore your car goes free,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got to have one,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got, I got,

I got what?
Yeah,
Y'all a little crazy out there, a little bit,
Down in California they try little harder than that,
To mess wit' us tow truck guys like they was brat,

All these cars to the front,
Our lot's all full!
Everybody up and down,
Get towed,
Get towed,
All these cars to the back,
Our lot's all full!
Everybody up and down,
Get towed,
Get towed,
All these cars to the north,
Our lot's all full!
Everybody up and down,
Get towed,
Get towed,
All these cars to the south,
Our lot's all full!
Everybody up and down,
Get towed,
Get towed,

Oh!
369,
825,
3, that's our number, call for guys,
To get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,
Get towed,

Fire department,
To our lot!
We'll make you pay our fee,
'Fore your car goes free,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got to have one,
Yeah, deez fees, deez fees, deez fees,
Yeah, deez fees,
Got, I got.

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