-> "Crack Ya Knuckles"
Original Song Title:
"Snap Ya Fingers"
Parody Song Title:
"Crack Ya Knuckles"
Parody Written by:
Jordan Hochmuth
The Lyrics
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya toes!
You're fake if you say you crack ya nose!
Let me see you crack 'em! Hey!
I can hear you crack 'em! Hey!
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya toes!
You're lucky if you crack ya elbows!
It's just fun to crack 'em! Hey!
Why don't we all crack 'em? Hey!
Crack ya knuckles. Get a beat wit it
Crcrcrcrcrcrcrcrack, repeat wit it
Go berserk wit it be a jerk wit it
All my homies let me hear ya, make some work wit it
No one cracks like me, I crack and pop
If there was a record I'd be right at the top
What's happenin', how's it I can never quit
What's happenin', how's it at least it's better than zits
My wrist, my thumb, it doesn't hurt that bad, I'm not dumb
My hip, my neck, It's sure fun to do, wait, just a sec…(crack, crack)
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya neck!
And you can even go crack ya back!
You can keep on cracking! Hey!
Keep those knuckles cracking! Hey!
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya neck!
It doesn't give ya arthritis so what the heck!
Let me hear you crack 'em! Hey!
Everybody crack 'em! Hey!
Just cracked my back, then I cracked my neck
You say, Crack your spleen, I just say What the heck?
Sure it's a bad habit, I don't really care.
This great talent is just not fair.
Woke up this morning, got outta bed
There's a tight spot in my ankle, that's what I said
Crackin' my ankle didn't hurt a lot
But then my back, that was the spot
Ow, geez! I screamed, then it left a kink.
It wouldn't go away, it stayed there for a week.
I asked Mr. Chiropractor, he gave me a treatment
Asked, Am I cured?, he said Yes, I mean it
When you hear CRACK! you know I'm here
Even if I'm a mile away you can still hear
The more that I crack, the more it don't feel bad
I can even crack things I didn't know I had!
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya shoulder!
It gets easier as you get older!
I can hear it poppin'! Hey!
You just can't be stoppin'! Hey!
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya wrist!
It's a pleasure that can't be missed!
We're all gonna crack 'em! Hey!
It's so fun to crack 'em! Hey!
Now I got some fans, they crack like me.
People crackin' knuckles and these people crack their knee
Sure I like the fame, but I crack for fun.
I'll teach ya how to do it before this song is done
First make fist, then cup it
Push at the right angle until you pop it
I'm from San Jose, so I'm crackin' and poppin'
Crackin' my knuckles, fells so good I ain't stoppin'
Just go and crack it! Only takes a sec
When you crack ya knuckles you have gotta crack ya neck
Crackin? I'm the best! It tells you where I'm at
I bet you can't crcrcrcrcrcrack like that!
Yeah, you must crack your toes, then crack ya neck
1, 2, CRACK, then you go crack your back
It may be boring 'cause it's nothing new
(But if you don't care) I don't care about you!
Crack ya knuckles! And crack ya knee!
It's just fun to do can't ya see!
Let me see you pop it! Hey!
Don't you dare go stop it! Hey!
Crack ya knuckles! Can't do it wrong!
Keep on crackin' til the end of the song!
It's the knuckle factor! Hey!
Call the chiropractor! Hey!
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