-> "Casinos"
Original Song Title:
"Get Low feat. Ying Yang Twins"
Parody Song Title:
"Casinos"
Parody Written by:
E-Unit
The Lyrics
B69, I15, Let me see you win dat money one mo time
Bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo
To the caller (TO THE CALLER), to the ball (WHAT A CALL)
To all the noise in dis hall (Dis hall)
To all these losers crawl (CRAWL)
To all these B I N G Os, to all these peeps got Bingo (I got Bingo)
To all these B I N G Os, to all these peeps got Bingo (I got Bingo)
(Verse 1-Mister T)
Shortie drunk and now she bet too much see
Can she win dat question been naggin at me
In my mind, the girl plays fine
But she come to the "sino now all da time
Now can I play with yo pair of dice
Club owner tell me gotta get out
Security guards are comin now
Exiting wit applause I'll take my bows
(Verse 2-Big J)
She winnin cash in dis place I mean she rich and
I really like to see that I'm gettin
Just a ton of money from poker and blackjack
These casinos man, you gotta respect "em
Now come and put some coins in here
So we can win and get our selves outta here
Mister T and E-Unit wit me
And we'd all like to win some money
Now bring some coins ova here man
And give em to me cause I want to win
Aw don't drop em on the flo (Hey man I'm sorry)
(Dreadful D)
Can I help wit that?
(Big J)
No you can keep yourself where you at
Chorus
(Verse 3)
Let me see you bet mo (You scared you scared)
Roll dem dice on the flo (You scared you scared)
Let me see you bet mo (You scared you scared)
Roll dem dice on the flo (You scared you scared)
Deal dem cards hey Deal dem fast hey
Deal dem cards to the left and the right hey
Deal dem cards hey Deal dem fast hey
Deal dem cards to the left and the right hey
Now flip, flip, flip em up
A flip, flip, flip em up
A flip, flip, flip em up
A flip, flip, flip em up
Now stop (Oh) Then pull your chips in (Yeah)
Stop (Oh) pull your chips in (Yeah)
Stop (Oh) pull your chips in (Yeah)
Stop (Oh) pull your chips in (Pull your chips in)
Chorus
(Verse 4-Dreadful D)
Just give me my cash man, so I can go back
By the way for all this cash I'll need a sack
I need to be practicing answering questions
For a game show tomorrow I'm the second contestant (Not)
Man move to the left if you're just standing here
Or your life will be weighted down by fear
Tryin to push through me with yo palms up, man I just want another chance
(Verse 5-Mister T)
To win somethin hey, to get somethin hey
To get the numbers on the board, win some things hey,
Give me my prize now, Hand it to me then stop
There's the one I want and make sure it don't drop
I don't want any speeches no shakin hands
I just wanna go to party and dance, (Haha) I won again
Now help me put it in the trunk like henhhh
Chorus
(Verse 6-Master E)
Got Bingo (Got Bingo) Yeah ya'll winnin a lil bit (Lil bit)
But right now I need you to play a lil harder (Lil harder)
Now I need all the players who have won somethin tonight (Where my winners at?)
We want ya'll to play now a like this
Just pick up a mat see how it goes and if you win yell out Bingo (Bingo)
Just pick up a mat see how it goes and if you win yell out Bingo (Bingo)
Chorus
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