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Song Parodies -> "Snap Yo Bibles"

Original Song Title:

"Snap Yo Fingers"

Original Performer:

Lil Jon

Parody Song Title:

"Snap Yo Bibles"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#26. I usually think this kind of stuff is cheezy, but enough people agree that the strangely accented "fingers" sounds like "bibles" that I decided to parody the whole thing. I think the concept of Lil Jon telling people to snap open and read their bibles is hilarious, but please, be honest.
[intro]
What's happenin'? Hey, Dis ya boy Saint John! GOD Clik
What's up Moses? What's happenin'?
What's up Saint Paul? What's happenin'?
Hey! Now ladies and gentlemen it's about dat time
Take the ol' Word out
Now let me see everybody read this
Hey! Let's go!

Snap yo Bibles, read it up
You can read it all by yourself
Let me see you read it, let me see you read it
[repeat]

Snap yo Bibles, and then go wit it
Read it, see it, pray it, show it, gon live wit it
Meditate wit it, take a trip wit it
All my preachers let me see ya get a quote wit it
You can share it with me, or by yourself
This readin so good, you don't need nobody else
What's happenin', what's up
Got the sheep fired up
What's happenin, what's up
Overflowin' my cup
I flip, I read
I'm in the Psalms and more, I give thanks
I bowed to tha One
I know how from hell he's savin home

Snap yo Bibles, read it up
You can read it all by yourself
Let me see you read it, let me see you read it
[repeat]

Straight narrow way, follow what they say
Bout to hit the book, we been readin' all day
Checkin' in some Matthew, gospels set the tone
Prophet-man style, Elijah roams
Look into the Kings, what do I see
Every ruler killin' north to south, history
Flippin' the letters, peace and grace to you
Jesus himself, that's tha new true
Bigger still than some, the Jews would go dumb
Goliath was his name, he's makin them all run
Saul ask shorty can he kill him, no more the cruel malice
Straight to his head, the rock it flew at it
As unto you, do to ya crew
It's even got lovin' your own neighbor's in too
The mo' the pigs stank, the more the ark would move
It's your sin on the cross, you can get wit it too

Snap yo Bibles, read it up
You can read it all by yourself
Let me see you read it, let me see you read it
[repeat]

Truth will set ya free, yeah from what stunk
Robbas stoppin' treasures and the riches fall to junk
Storin' in tha heart, put it out to share
Throwin' out my love to let em' know we all care
Some are wise, some are fools
Fulfilled tha ol school, cuz your heart is what's cool
Yeah I'm on the way, so I'm givin' and growin'
Readin' my Bibles, then prayin' for my friends LORD!
Sorry my sins LORD!, take from tha wreck
When you read ya bibles daily, gonna save ya neck
Satan's on the path, we aren't stuck wit his wrath
I hope you can read it, read it, read it like this
Yeah I know I don't lack, blessings are stacked
Now, just pray, then you got a clean track
Dis is how we read it and we lay down
(and if you don't know) this is how the praise sounds

Snap yo Bibles, read it up
You can read it all by yourself
Let me see you read it, let me see you read it
[repeat]

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Snap Yo' Bibles - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo' rap Bibles, dat is. Got d' Gospels a' Matthew, Mark, Luke, an' Ras'tus.

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