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Song Parodies -> "The Way I Floss"

Original Song Title:

"The Way We Ball"

Original Performer:

Lil Flip

Parody Song Title:

"The Way I Floss"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

floss (hip hop term) - to show off something so everyone can see it
Heyyy, hoooo (This is the way I floss)
Uh-huh; The Sagnasty (This is the way I floss)
Uh-huh.. (This is the way I floss)
(This is the way I floss)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I just love to floss, show my diamonds gloss
I represent the middy, middy, middy, middy west
(This is the way I floss)
With my speakers loud, 12 inch tweeters proud
And pushing out the bass with the mad sound
(This is the way I floss)

Wolveroses, back on the scene, lowrider king
Same old car, added a few things
Still searchin' the lots for rides to hook up
This became my hobby, me in magazines look up
I'm showin off lowriders, my car is 6-4 Chevy
I'm still riding low because I can't afford a Benzy
Too much for my pocket, my last car got copted
Cannot believe it happened forgot to lock it
I got locked up for that, but that's another topic
My last car I hooked up to blast off like a rocket
I might buy the classics - name it, I done it
If I see it, and want it, buy it, own it
This is for my eses, X and Martin (sup)
There's no way I could make the par in
Boy I'ma stay true, no matter the cost
East coast and West coast, this is how I floss

[Chorus]

I'm thinkin - hookin' up my truck for lowrider shows
I'm thinkin - twenty inch rims with platinum and gold
I'm thinkin - Chevy truck and a GMC
I'm thinkin - everybody's watching me
I'm feelin - like everyone wants to snatch my ride
I'm fillin - up my gas tank so I can ride
I'm fillin - it up, no more ridin' on E
I'm feelin - like I can go from sea to sea
And I know - lowrider for life right into the game
And I know - my rims chop like the blades on a plane
And I know - you always be staring me on down
And I know - you be jealous when I floss in your town
And I bring - my style for everyone to look at
And I bring - my presence so everyone can feel that
And I bring - shame to all owners coupe
I think I feel I know how to floss it, how 'bout you?

[Chorus]

I'm driftin', about to rip the kizzerp, sippin on my syzzerp
If you buy first from me then you just bought a dizzert
Swangas on my whizzeel, platinum in my grizzeel
Me and my boys stay blowin on some kizzeel
I'm higher than a hizzeel, mind on a mizzell
Just north of the D show me how you fizzeel
Now you see I floss, now you see me rich
I represent the lowrider for life Click
I drive twenty-five, I pass two cop cars
I'm three wheelin, poppin trunk, sound just blastin'
So move out of my way cause I'm Sagnastin'
This car going to slow so am gonna pass 'em

[Chorus]
MaizednBlue@aol.com

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